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"Love is a state
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of temporary psychosis."
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Sigmund "Frued."
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Ah, shit.
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Freud.
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♪ How does it feel ♪
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♪ To treat me like you do? ♪
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♪ When you've laid your hands
upon me ♪
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♪ And told me who you are... ♪
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Hey.
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Gormless,
you watching the meter? Go on, tell him.
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- Yeah, yeah, I know.
- Huh?
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Hey, mate.
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Mate, you got to watch
your levels.
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- What?
- The levels! You got to watch your levels!
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- Chill out, man.
- No, I won't chill out.
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You got to do it.
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- No, I won't.
- What do you mean, no?
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No, mate. What are you doing?
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Listen, get off the decks.
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Yeah, listen, mate.
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Just help me out.
I really need this job,
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so please just
turn it down a little? - All right.
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Thank you.
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- Oh. Sorry.
-Hey!
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Oh, don't mind her.
She likes to pee standing up.
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Oh, yeah, woman's choice.
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I mean, I like to pee
sitting down sometimes.
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The queue
for the girls is a joke,
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and Pervy Martin's got
a peephole in there.
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I think I've got stage fright.
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Frida Kahlo deserves
better than this.
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Am I right?
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You work here?
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Not in here.
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Uh, I'm a sound engineer,
so I guess I am staff.
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Uh, do you want-- uh, I'll
probably do that, actually.
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What, do you have
a bottle opener?
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No, but I don't want you
to hurt yourself, and I might
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have something in my pocket
that might be able to do it.
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Give us a go.
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Here ya are.
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Thanks.
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- There you go.
- Thank you.
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Oh, nice straw.
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Yeah, it's metal.
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The turtles are shoving the
plastic ones up their noses.
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- Massive cokeheads.
- Yeah. Do you want it?
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It's three quid,
but you can have it.
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Drink now, straw for life.
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What, like balloon animals?
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No, no, just tying the ends
off a balloon.
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So many people struggle.
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Yeah, no, my fingers
always get stuck.
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And I'm supposed to be
really good with my fingers.
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I wasn't saying it rudely.
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I was just saying 'cause I used
to play guitar in a band, so...
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Whoa! You're in a band!
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Not anymore.
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Like, you need money to live,
so now I work here.
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But, look, best thing about it,
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you get four free soft drinks
a night.
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- Wow.
- Yeah.
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Don't go flashing those about.
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Are you in a band, or is your boyfriend in a band?
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Yeah, he is, actually.
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- Ah.
- Joking. I don't have a boyfriend.
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What about your girlfriend?
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Don't have a girlfriend.
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Nah, yeah, I got a wife.
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Right. Bye, then.
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There you are.
Come on! We have to go!
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Wait, wait. Hang on a minute.
Where you going?
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It's our mate's birthday
at this bar on Canal Street.
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- Come.
- I can't. I'm working.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait.
What was your name?
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- "Emily"!
- Emily, I'm Owen.
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Come on! - Come on!
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Oh, sorry, mate.
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Wahoo! Are you hearing that?!
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Let's have it, Manchester!
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Wait, Emily!
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Emily!
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I just want to get your number.
Only if you want to, that is.
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I mean, you don't have to,
but I just--
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I'd really like
to get your number.
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- Yeah.
- Oh, yeah?
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- Yeah.
- Okay.
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Come on!
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You gonna memorize it?
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I got a phone.
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Come on! We're hours late!
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- All right. Bye.
- Thanks. Bye.
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♪ Yeah, it feels good,
actually ♪
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♪ You've been lost deep
in Orion's Belt loop again ♪
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♪ Haven't you? ♪
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♪ Tangled up, procrastinating ♪
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♪ With eons left to travel in
a bedroom full of shrapnel... ♪
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Hang in there, Robert, mate.
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♪ Like the ozone
and there's not a tube ♪
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♪ Of PVA in sight ♪
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♪ What a nightmare ♪
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♪ You know that picture
you took of the summer? ♪
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♪ Well, that's gotta count
for something ♪
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♪ It was golden hour ♪
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♪ And that's a big smile
for a sad face ♪
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♪ You're caught between
a rock and a calm place. ♪
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- Oh!
- Oh! -
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- Morning.
- Hey.
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Frodo, you want to knock
before barging in? -
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What, into the kitchen
and the living area?
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No, don't think so.
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You all right?
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Mm, yeah.
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Hey, um, Owen, look, uh...
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- So, hey, look.
- What?
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So, a delightful, young,
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professional couple
from Marsden,
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they want to come and view
the place this evening.
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Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt!
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- I don't want to hear that!
- What? Hey! Hey!
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Owen, please, can you be in?
I got to work late.
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Oh, I can't do that, Frey,
'cause I got to pray today.
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So I can't do that. Sorry.
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Can't. Too busy.
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- Someone's in a good mood.
- Why? What happened?
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Find a special little peephole
in the men's bog?
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You know, some dude used one,
and then when he came out,
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the guy on the other side
was his dad.
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Mate, that's an urban myth.
It didn't happen.
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Still denying it, are you?
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What do you mean, deny it?
We've got the same dad.
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That just makes no sense.
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What is her name?
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-Emily.
- I knew it.
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And have you talked
to this Emily? -
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Yeah, obviously
I've talked to her.
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Hard luck, mate.
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What do you mean, hard luck?
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- She talked back, actually.
- Yeah?
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Yeah, we danced
in the middle of the S.U.,
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and it was like... looked at
each other and just... bam.
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Felt like time
actually stood still.
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Oh, my God.
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- Oh, no, no.
- Oh, no, no. What are you saying no for?
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- It-it was...
- No, please. Not again.
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No, no, no, no, no.
It's different, it's different.
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- It's different this time.
- Oh, what?
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You gonna write
a song about it?
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So when are you
seeing her again?
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Don't know.
Not messaged her yet.
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- Why?
- Don't know.
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It's the next morning. - Why don't you do it now?
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No, you haven't got the balls,
have you?
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- I've got the balls.
- Do it now, then.
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- I will.
- Go on, then.
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- I will.
-Matt, what's the time?
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The ti--
Oh, I don't know, love.
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Think it's sort of, um...
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I think it's sort of
standing still.
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-Bless him.
- What do you mean, bless him?
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Really funny.
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Just-just keep it casual.
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I know how to send
a text message.
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I'm a pretty casual guy,
you know. -
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I got some good stuff
going on here, like,
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"I'm divorcing my wi--"
Doesn't matter.
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- Um...
- What?
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Won't send for some reason.
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It's like-- Try again.
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Is the Wi-Fi working,
do you know? Or--
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Matt, give me the phone back.
Matt, give the phone back.
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- Matt. Matt.
- Matt, give me the phone back.
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Matt, I'm not messing around.
Give me the phone back.
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Oh, hon,
that is not her number. - Get off me!
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What do you mean,
it's not her number?
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I saw her put it in.
It is her number, I swear.
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- It's missing a digit.
- What do you mean,
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- it's missing a digit?
- Oh, my God.
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Matt!
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Well, what am I
supposed to do now?
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Stop laughing, please!
It's not funny!
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- I'll find her.
- Oh, yes, it is funny.
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- Oh, is it? Definitely? Ha!
- I'll find her!
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- Surname?
- Don't know.
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- Age?
- Don't know.
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- Subject of study?
- Didn't ask that.
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What did you talk about?
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We didn't really have, like,
a proper conversation.
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We were just dancing
and looking at each other.
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It was dead nice.
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-Matt, stop it!
-Stop that.
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Come on, our kid. She's a
student at the uni you work at.
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You're gonna see her again.
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Yeah, well,
that's a good point.
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Good morning.
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I'm wondering
if you can help me.
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I'm looking for a student
that goes here.
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- Which student?
- Uh, Emily?
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Emily what?
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Emily, please?
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Oh, uh, I don't,
I don't know her last name.
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Well, then I can't
help you, then.
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Don't you have,
like, a directory
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of all the students' names
or...?
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- No.
- It's just, I really need your help, 'cause...
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Yeah, I've got
something of hers.
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That's-that's what it is.
I've got, uh, this.
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This is hers.
Well, well, it was her dad's,
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and, uh, there was this fire,
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and it was really,
like, kind of...
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Yeah, that-that's a lie.
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- Do-do you want the truth?
- No, I don't.
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I met her last night and
just really got on with her.
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Her hair's about here,
and she drinks beer-- bottled--
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and she's funny, smart.
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Have you ever met somebody
and, like, all that shit
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you've got going on
in your mind just...
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it doesn't matter anymore?
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And, like, the light
at the end of your tunnel,
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you're just, you're just
standing in this light,
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and you're just like,
just like...
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I don't know.
It's just, like--
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Please, could you
just tell me, like,
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what class she's in maybe or...
I feel like it might be
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the most important thing
you ever do.
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You've got two seconds to leave
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before I call security,
all right?
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Yeah, okay. All right.
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- Okay, I'll leave you to it.
- Next.
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- Uh, hey.
- Yeah?
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- You forgot this.
- Uh, thanks, man. Cheers.
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Uh, the only Emily I know
is Emily Raine.
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It proper sounds like her.
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Okay, yeah. Would you know
where I can find her?
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- Is she, like...
- Oh, she takes psychology
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in the social science building.
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Okay. All right. Thanks, man.
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Have a good day.
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Right. Everyone,
I'm obligated to tell you
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you have three weeks left.
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Those who haven't started
your conclusions, do so now.
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It's worth 25%
of your whole mark.
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Those of you who...
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- What?
- Hi.
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Could I speak
to Emily Raine, please?
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- Can this wait?
- Not really.
248
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I-I have a really important
message from her father, so...
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Ah.
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Is there, is there,
by any chance, like,
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another Emily Raine
in there or...?
252
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You-you have
a message from my dad?
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Uh-uh-uh...
254
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Yeah, yeah, just, uh...
255
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He's, uh...
he-he's run into, like,
256
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a bit, a bit of
car trouble, and...
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He's fine. He's fine.
Don't worry.
258
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He just wanted me to, like,
259
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let you know that
it's just-- his car's...
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- Right.
- Yeah.
261
0:12:13,77 --> 0:12:16,805
Nothing about where he's been
for the last 21 years?
262
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Whether I have brothers
or sisters? An apology?
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0:12:20,567 --> 0:12:23,984
Nah, just-just the,
just the car thing.
264
0:12:25,54 --> 0:12:26,297
No.
265
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Well, uh, I'm sorry.
Sorry, sorry.
266
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Uh, I'm-I'm sorry.
He didn't call.
267
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Typical him, huh?
268
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Sorry, I'll, uh...
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- I'll let you get back, um...
- What are, what are you doing?
270
0:12:35,755 --> 0:12:37,687
Well, I'm looking for
this girl called Emily.
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It's a specific Emily.
It's not you, obviously.
272
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I thought she was
gonna be in there. - Emily what?
273
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I don't know.
I don't know her last name
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or anything that's
gonna help me find her.
275
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So now you're running around,
dragging Emilys out of lectures?
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No, you were the first.
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And the last, I reckon.
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Didn't really work, so...
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-Okay.
- Okay.
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Bye.
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Bye.
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Sorry, by the way. Sorry.
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Those intending a last-minute
Ritalin-fueled all-nighter
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in the belief that
you'll produce something
285
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that will change the world
of social sciences, look at me.
286
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Look at me!
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You won't.
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Applications for
the postgrad position
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at the Donegan Psychiatry Group
have now closed.
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I will let you know
the short list.
291
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Uh, Raine, glad to see
you got your application in
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at the 11th hour.
293
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If it weren't
for the 11th hour, nothing would ever get done.
294
0:13:28,324 --> 0:13:30,16
Uh, how's your dissertation?
295
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Have you scientifically proven
that everyone in love
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is in fact a self-sabotaging
Neanderthal sheep?
297
0:13:38,231 --> 0:13:39,749
Oh, dear.
298
0:13:39,888 --> 0:13:42,338
Scholarship student
with a visa on the line.
299
0:13:42,476 --> 0:13:44,133
I'd have thought you'd have
stretched to something
300
0:13:44,271 --> 0:13:45,963
a little more challenging
than attachment theory.
301
0:13:53,625 --> 0:13:55,455
Okay, so what
I'm looking for here is
302
0:13:55,593 --> 0:13:59,908
just an example of
how love led to self-sabotage.
303
0:14:0,46 --> 0:14:1,461
So I'm looking for
304
0:14:1,599 --> 0:14:4,257
life-falling-apart type stuff,
crazy shit.
305
0:14:4,395 --> 0:14:5,534
Right?
306
0:14:10,90 --> 0:14:11,298
What about the breakups?
307
0:14:11,436 --> 0:14:14,577
Did anybody do
anything unhinged?
308
0:14:16,821 --> 0:14:17,891
I cut this fringe.
309
0:14:18,29 --> 0:14:19,893
No way. I cut a fringe.
310
0:14:20,31 --> 0:14:21,343
But it's grown out now.
311
0:14:22,516 --> 0:14:24,864
I had mine
before we got together.
312
0:14:27,625 --> 0:14:30,352
Have any of you committed
a crime?
313
0:14:37,324 --> 0:14:39,326
Wait, Frida? Frida!
314
0:14:39,464 --> 0:14:41,87
Wait.
315
0:14:41,225 --> 0:14:42,640
Oi, wait! Frida!
316
0:14:42,778 --> 0:14:44,124
Frida Kahlo, wait!
317
0:14:44,262 --> 0:14:46,506
Wait! Frida!
318
0:14:47,541 --> 0:14:49,958
Wait, wait! Frida Kahlo!
319
0:14:50,96 --> 0:14:53,271
I, uh, I don't think she's into you, dude.
320
0:14:53,409 --> 0:14:55,895
Yeah, that wasn't even her.
That was her mate.
321
0:14:56,33 --> 0:14:57,655
She didn't hear me, so...
322
0:15:0,2 --> 0:15:1,970
"Missing:
a digit of Emily's number.
323
0:15:2,108 --> 0:15:3,833
"You gave me ten-elevenths
324
0:15:3,972 --> 0:15:5,318
- of your number on Monday."
- Yeah, all right.
325
0:15:5,456 --> 0:15:6,664
"You were a fairy.
326
0:15:6,802 --> 0:15:8,114
"I was the guy
with no bottle opener
327
0:15:8,252 --> 0:15:9,736
"who'd really like
to see you again.
328
0:15:9,874 --> 0:15:11,427
- Meet me where you found me..."
- Yeah, you got--
329
0:15:11,565 --> 0:15:13,429
- That's enough now.
- "...any night at 7:00 p.m."?
330
0:15:13,567 --> 0:15:14,879
She's a fairy?
331
0:15:15,17 --> 0:15:16,639
Yeah, she was dressed
like a fairy.
332
0:15:16,777 --> 0:15:17,847
She'll get it.
333
0:15:18,918 --> 0:15:21,886
An actual
manic pixie dream girl, huh?
334
0:15:22,24 --> 0:15:24,95
- What are you talking about?
- Well, she's not a real person.
335
0:15:24,233 --> 0:15:26,132
She's a perfect, uncomplicated,
336
0:15:26,270 --> 0:15:29,514
heteronormative projection of
everything you want her to be.
337
0:15:29,652 --> 0:15:30,964
I don't know
what you just said, but, no,
338
0:15:31,102 --> 0:15:32,690
she's-she's-she's real, so...
339
0:15:32,828 --> 0:15:34,692
And not like any girl
you've ever met, right?
340
0:15:34,830 --> 0:15:37,660
An eccentric but in, like,
a socially acceptable way.
341
0:15:37,798 --> 0:15:40,111
And she thinks you're amazing,
and she loves what you love
342
0:15:40,249 --> 0:15:42,493
and made you see the world
in colors
343
0:15:42,631 --> 0:15:44,564
you never even knew existed.
344
0:15:44,702 --> 0:15:46,393
No, no, I knew,
I knew they existed.
345
0:15:46,531 --> 0:15:50,915
It's just, I've never seen them
so... well, so bright, so...
346
0:15:51,53 --> 0:15:53,159
What do you
actually know about this girl?
347
0:15:53,297 --> 0:15:55,989
I mean...
just find someone else.
348
0:15:56,127 --> 0:15:57,473
- This is...
- What? But why?
349
0:15:57,611 --> 0:15:58,543
Why would I want
to find someone else?
350
0:15:58,681 --> 0:15:59,889
What's wrong with trying?
351
0:16:0,28 --> 0:16:1,477
There is nobody else,
you understand?
352
0:16:1,615 --> 0:16:3,479
- Oh, come on.
- What do you mean, come on?
353
0:16:3,617 --> 0:16:5,481
Now, when did everyone get
so cynical? What's with that?
354
0:16:5,619 --> 0:16:7,345
You don't get to choose
who you fall for.
355
0:16:7,483 --> 0:16:9,2
You don't dip in and out,
run it by the class.
356
0:16:9,140 --> 0:16:10,521
That's not what happens.
357
0:16:10,659 --> 0:16:11,936
I don't know how you are
in a relationship,
358
0:16:12,74 --> 0:16:13,282
but that's not
how I want to be.
359
0:16:13,420 --> 0:16:14,904
I want to find her, okay?
360
0:16:17,355 --> 0:16:20,151
I'll help you find her!
I mean, I want to help you.
361
0:16:20,289 --> 0:16:21,911
Why? Why would you want
to do that?
362
0:16:24,155 --> 0:16:25,156
Look, I'm-I'm sorry.
363
0:16:25,294 --> 0:16:26,813
You're-you're absolutely right.
364
0:16:26,951 --> 0:16:29,264
People are cynical.
365
0:16:30,541 --> 0:16:32,370
And the truth is...
366
0:16:32,508 --> 0:16:35,339
I would want someone
to do this for me, so...
367
0:16:35,477 --> 0:16:36,823
Right.
368
0:16:36,961 --> 0:16:38,445
Look, uh,
wh-what's your name again?
369
0:16:38,583 --> 0:16:40,551
- Owen.
- Owen.
370
0:16:40,689 --> 0:16:42,380
- Okay.
- Emily.
371
0:16:42,518 --> 0:16:44,244
- You knew that, though, right?
- Yeah.
372
0:16:44,382 --> 0:16:46,384
Look, Owen,
you seem like a nice guy,
373
0:16:46,522 --> 0:16:47,937
and this Emily is
374
0:16:48,76 --> 0:16:49,560
probably wondering why
you haven't called.
375
0:16:49,698 --> 0:16:51,182
Yeah, yeah, I know,
and apparently you're not
376
0:16:51,320 --> 0:16:52,218
supposed to wait
over three days or something.
377
0:16:52,356 --> 0:16:53,978
And term's almost over.
378
0:16:54,116 --> 0:16:57,154
I mean, she'll-she'll be
heartbroken, so... let me help.
379
0:16:57,292 --> 0:16:58,879
Plus I'm a student here.
380
0:16:59,18 --> 0:17:1,641
I-I can be your eyes on
the ground, ear to the street.
381
0:17:1,779 --> 0:17:4,195
I'm really good
at this kind of thing.
382
0:17:4,333 --> 0:17:8,234
Like, what's the plan after
the, um, the wanted posters?
383
0:17:9,269 --> 0:17:10,615
I don't really have a plan.
384
0:17:16,863 --> 0:17:18,554
It's risky.
385
0:17:18,692 --> 0:17:21,109
Live cases are unpredictable.
Trust me. I know.
386
0:17:21,247 --> 0:17:23,594
You cannot get involved.
387
0:17:23,732 --> 0:17:27,218
One hint of bias or influence
will invalidate your study,
388
0:17:27,356 --> 0:17:29,13
and you will fail.
389
0:17:29,151 --> 0:17:30,497
More importantly, Raine,
you don't have time for this.
390
0:17:30,635 --> 0:17:31,912
You're meant to be writing
your conclusion.
391
0:17:32,51 --> 0:17:33,466
No, this guy is my conclusion.
392
0:17:33,604 --> 0:17:35,157
He's the case study
I've been waiting for.
393
0:17:35,295 --> 0:17:38,747
He-He's my very own
Stanford prison experiment.
394
0:17:38,885 --> 0:17:42,682
♪ Don't talk to me
about heroes ♪
395
0:17:42,820 --> 0:17:45,926
♪ Most of these men
sink like subs ♪
396
0:17:47,583 --> 0:17:49,309
♪ Jesus was a Black man ♪
397
0:17:49,447 --> 0:17:50,724
♪ No, Jesus was Batman ♪
398
0:17:50,862 --> 0:17:51,967
♪ No, no, no, no, not at all ♪
399
0:17:52,105 --> 0:17:54,107
♪ That was Bruce Wayne ♪
400
0:17:55,798 --> 0:17:59,664
♪ Who's got the biggest,
who's got the biggest ♪
401
0:17:59,802 --> 0:18:2,909
♪ Who's got the biggest brain ♪
402
0:18:3,47 --> 0:18:4,842
♪ For a year I did bang her ♪
403
0:18:4,980 --> 0:18:7,224
♪ And Dennis sleeps
fucked off ♪
404
0:18:7,362 --> 0:18:11,159
♪ He'll surface again ♪
405
0:18:11,297 --> 0:18:14,58
♪ Don't talk to me
about heroes... ♪
406
0:18:14,196 --> 0:18:16,474
So, how many people actually go
to this place?
407
0:18:16,612 --> 0:18:18,27
40,000 and something.
408
0:18:18,166 --> 0:18:20,340
Yeah, that sounds about right.
409
0:18:20,478 --> 0:18:23,412
I mean, I found all of them
in the last week, all but one.
410
0:18:24,827 --> 0:18:26,484
Found this guy here
like six times.
411
0:18:26,622 --> 0:18:28,728
All right, mate.
How's it going? - All right.
412
0:18:28,866 --> 0:18:30,661
And to be sure that
413
0:18:30,799 --> 0:18:35,528
romantic attachment
is the cause of any Freudian madness,
414
0:18:35,666 --> 0:18:37,288
you must first establish
415
0:18:37,426 --> 0:18:39,842
that there are no preexisting
psychiatric conditions.
416
0:18:39,980 --> 0:18:42,17
No preexisting
psychiatric conditions.
417
0:18:42,155 --> 0:18:43,777
And do you think that...
418
0:18:57,481 --> 0:19:0,69
I'd hide those if I was you.
419
0:19:0,208 --> 0:19:1,899
They're supplements.
420
0:19:2,37 --> 0:19:3,556
The gut's the second brain.
421
0:19:3,694 --> 0:19:6,352
Did you know it can
function independently
422
0:19:6,490 --> 0:19:9,217
of the brain
and the central nervous system?
423
0:19:9,355 --> 0:19:11,460
My grandma was on
so many pills by the end
424
0:19:11,598 --> 0:19:13,566
that she used to say,
"If you pick me up..."
425
0:19:13,704 --> 0:19:14,877
"I'll rattle."
426
0:19:15,15 --> 0:19:16,879
Yeah, my mum used to say
the same.
427
0:19:17,17 --> 0:19:19,537
Are you on, uh, any medication?
428
0:19:21,125 --> 0:19:24,370
I take antihistamines sometimes
for, like, hay fever, but...
429
0:19:24,508 --> 0:19:26,441
Anything for
mental illness or...?
430
0:19:26,579 --> 0:19:28,270
Nah.
431
0:19:28,408 --> 0:19:31,446
Have you ever been committed
to a psychiatric hospital?
432
0:19:31,584 --> 0:19:32,688
What?
433
0:19:32,826 --> 0:19:33,931
Criminal record?
434
0:19:34,69 --> 0:19:35,450
Wh-- Sorry, what is this?
435
0:19:35,588 --> 0:19:37,3
I'm just making conversation.
436
0:19:37,141 --> 0:19:39,212
Just getting to know you.
437
0:19:39,350 --> 0:19:41,145
Have you ever, like,
got to know somebody before?
438
0:19:41,283 --> 0:19:42,353
'Cause you're well weird at it.
439
0:19:51,259 --> 0:19:53,502
Who's that, then? Boyfriend?
440
0:19:53,640 --> 0:19:55,366
-Who, Tristan?
-Yeah.
441
0:19:57,506 --> 0:19:59,922
- No.
- But you want him to be?
442
0:20:1,200 --> 0:20:2,856
No.
443
0:20:3,823 --> 0:20:5,687
Is that a lie?
444
0:20:8,724 --> 0:20:10,70
You know nothing about me.
445
0:20:10,209 --> 0:20:12,866
Isn't that, like,
what this is for?
446
0:20:16,249 --> 0:20:18,458
- It's complicated.
- Uh-huh.
447
0:20:19,873 --> 0:20:22,497
You can't make someone a case
study when they don't know.
448
0:20:22,635 --> 0:20:24,50
Like, I don't think
that's even admissible.
449
0:20:24,188 --> 0:20:25,914
I think, don't they have
to sign a release form?
450
0:20:26,52 --> 0:20:27,847
I might have
signed it for him.
451
0:20:27,985 --> 0:20:29,228
Ugh.
452
0:20:29,366 --> 0:20:30,919
I just--
I'm saving him the admin.
453
0:20:31,57 --> 0:20:32,231
Okay, well,
that's giving illegal.
454
0:20:32,369 --> 0:20:34,163
No, I... I know.
455
0:20:34,302 --> 0:20:35,993
But it's also--
it's giving Donegan position. - Mm.
456
0:20:36,131 --> 0:20:38,754
My other case studies
are so boring. I need him.
457
0:20:38,892 --> 0:20:41,136
Do you think you manipulate
situations for your own gain?
458
0:20:41,274 --> 0:20:43,207
I need him
to do something big,
459
0:20:43,345 --> 0:20:44,933
to give it scale.
460
0:20:45,71 --> 0:20:49,6
Would you say you have a
grandiose sense of self-worth?
461
0:20:49,144 --> 0:20:52,975
If I don't get this position,
I have to go back to Iowa
462
0:20:53,113 --> 0:20:55,150
and live with my mom
and her flat Earth theories.
463
0:20:55,288 --> 0:20:57,808
Or you could marry me
464
0:20:57,946 --> 0:21:0,397
and get a spousal visa
and come live in London.
465
0:21:0,535 --> 0:21:3,641
I want to be here, though.
466
0:21:3,779 --> 0:21:5,471
And Tristan's got a job
at the hospital, so...
467
0:21:5,609 --> 0:21:7,887
No, do not come at me
with the Tristan stuff
468
0:21:8,25 --> 0:21:9,440
when I'm feeling this unwell.
469
0:21:9,578 --> 0:21:11,442
We don't care
what Tristan's doing, remember?
470
0:21:11,580 --> 0:21:15,274
It's been three years of,
"Oh, this is just casual, yeah?"
471
0:21:16,723 --> 0:21:18,518
Yeah. Yeah. Of course.
472
0:21:18,656 --> 0:21:20,2
I mean, it's not
about him, though.
473
0:21:20,140 --> 0:21:22,73
Like, I-I-I genuinely think
that my thesis
474
0:21:22,211 --> 0:21:23,972
can help people
understand themselves and...
475
0:21:24,110 --> 0:21:25,353
What about the Owen lad?
476
0:21:27,389 --> 0:21:28,597
It's fascinating.
477
0:21:28,735 --> 0:21:30,323
I mean,
he's completely delusional.
478
0:21:30,461 --> 0:21:33,464
He sits in the S.U. every night
just waiting for her
479
0:21:33,602 --> 0:21:36,18
like he's in
some shitty Casablanca.
480
0:21:36,156 --> 0:21:38,849
He's in love
with the idea of love.
481
0:21:41,230 --> 0:21:44,510
Hey, I was thinking,
did you check social media?
482
0:21:45,821 --> 0:21:47,513
Obviously I've checked
social media.
483
0:21:47,651 --> 0:21:49,653
I've seen the face
of every Emily that goes here.
484
0:21:49,791 --> 0:21:51,344
And obviously she ain't
gonna have social media anyway.
485
0:21:51,482 --> 0:21:53,173
She's too cool, so...
486
0:21:53,312 --> 0:21:55,797
You can't know everything
about someone in 20 minutes.
487
0:21:57,350 --> 0:21:59,559
Yeah, but you know everything
you need to know, don't you?
488
0:21:59,697 --> 0:22:1,492
No, people only tell you
what they want you to know.
489
0:22:1,630 --> 0:22:3,494
It's not what about
you say, though.
490
0:22:3,632 --> 0:22:5,47
It's... it's-it's
about the vibe.
491
0:22:5,185 --> 0:22:8,568
My professor,
he wrote this amazing paper:
492
0:22:8,706 --> 0:22:10,605
"Are we in love
with the people in our lives
493
0:22:10,743 --> 0:22:12,123
or just our projections
of them?"
494
0:22:12,261 --> 0:22:14,22
Love isn't something
that should be studied.
495
0:22:14,160 --> 0:22:16,162
Well, actually,
a lot of people study love.
496
0:22:16,300 --> 0:22:17,715
No, man, you can't
look at it too long.
497
0:22:17,853 --> 0:22:19,372
Otherwise it'll just disappear.
498
0:22:19,510 --> 0:22:21,616
Well, have you never wondered
499
0:22:21,754 --> 0:22:23,272
why you are
the way that you are?
500
0:22:23,411 --> 0:22:24,757
Why you do the things you do?
501
0:22:24,895 --> 0:22:26,172
I mean, what effect
your parents had
502
0:22:26,310 --> 0:22:27,415
on your personality?
503
0:22:29,2 --> 0:22:31,246
Sorry, did I buy weed off you
in first year?
504
0:22:33,6 --> 0:22:35,388
Or was it the-the antique
maracas? Was that you?
505
0:22:35,526 --> 0:22:36,527
No.
506
0:22:36,665 --> 0:22:38,253
Get a weird vibe off you, man.
507
0:22:38,391 --> 0:22:41,256
No, not like déjà vu,
but like déjà boo!
508
0:22:41,394 --> 0:22:42,637
You know what I mean?
509
0:22:42,775 --> 0:22:43,879
Yeah.
510
0:22:45,191 --> 0:22:48,21
All right, sound monkey.
What are you doing here?
511
0:22:48,159 --> 0:22:49,678
No gigs tonight?
512
0:22:49,816 --> 0:22:53,302
Ah, just...
having a quiet pint, so...
513
0:22:53,441 --> 0:22:55,166
Yeah, dead quiet.
514
0:22:55,304 --> 0:22:56,582
It's like a bloody wake
over here.
515
0:22:58,31 --> 0:22:59,205
Christ.
516
0:22:59,343 --> 0:23:0,965
Seen this?
517
0:23:1,103 --> 0:23:3,416
Could be worse, sound worm.
Could be this twat.
518
0:23:3,554 --> 0:23:5,245
How embarrassing.
519
0:23:6,246 --> 0:23:7,972
Ladies.
520
0:23:8,110 --> 0:23:9,8
Maybe that's why she's not coming,
521
0:23:9,146 --> 0:23:10,112
'cause she's embarrassed.
522
0:23:10,250 --> 0:23:11,804
Why would she be embarrassed?
523
0:23:11,942 --> 0:23:14,254
Well, think about it.
She came onto me.
524
0:23:14,393 --> 0:23:16,395
Put herself out there,
gave me her number and that.
525
0:23:16,533 --> 0:23:17,706
And for all she's concerned,
you know,
526
0:23:17,844 --> 0:23:18,983
I've just ghosted her.
527
0:23:19,121 --> 0:23:20,260
She ain't gonna come here,
is she?
528
0:23:20,399 --> 0:23:21,814
She knows I work here.
529
0:23:21,952 --> 0:23:23,678
She thinks I'm one of
those players, man.
530
0:23:23,816 --> 0:23:25,921
- Player.
- Player.
531
0:23:26,59 --> 0:23:27,682
Okay, she said she was
going to a birthday party
532
0:23:27,820 --> 0:23:29,166
on Canal Street, so I just--
533
0:23:29,304 --> 0:23:31,64
it's got to be one of these,
hasn't it?
534
0:23:31,202 --> 0:23:32,549
Yeah, it's got to be.
535
0:23:32,687 --> 0:23:33,826
Yeah, we just go in here
536
0:23:33,964 --> 0:23:35,137
and then bounce
all the way down.
537
0:23:35,275 --> 0:23:36,932
Okay, I'm in.
538
0:23:37,70 --> 0:23:38,486
Ah, mate.
539
0:23:38,624 --> 0:23:42,75
Uh, was there a birthday party
here on Monday?
540
0:23:42,213 --> 0:23:43,180
What kind of party?
541
0:23:43,318 --> 0:23:44,699
Fancy dress kind of party.
542
0:23:44,837 --> 0:23:46,148
Yeah, and it was amazing,
you know.
543
0:23:46,286 --> 0:23:47,253
Could I have the name
of the person
544
0:23:47,391 --> 0:23:48,599
whose party that was, please?
545
0:23:48,737 --> 0:23:50,532
Can't give that out.
Sorry, mate.
546
0:23:50,670 --> 0:23:53,17
♪ Let's have a kiki,
I wanna have a kiki ♪
547
0:23:53,155 --> 0:23:54,294
♪ Lock the doors tight... ♪
548
0:23:54,433 --> 0:23:55,675
Yeah, you're in.
549
0:23:55,813 --> 0:23:57,574
Fiver?
550
0:23:57,712 --> 0:23:59,438
♪ I'm gonna let you have it,
let's have a kiki... ♪
551
0:23:59,576 --> 0:24:1,474
Tenner?
552
0:24:1,612 --> 0:24:3,131
♪ Dive, turn, work ♪
553
0:24:3,269 --> 0:24:4,788
♪ Let's have a kiki,
we're gonna serve ♪
554
0:24:4,926 --> 0:24:7,169
♪ And work and turn
and h-h-honey... ♪
555
0:24:9,102 --> 0:24:10,587
What happens if I give you
20 quid?
556
0:24:11,795 --> 0:24:13,624
Are you serious?
557
0:24:21,529 --> 0:24:23,116
The queer community thanks you
for your contribution.
558
0:24:24,324 --> 0:24:25,464
What about the information?
559
0:24:25,602 --> 0:24:29,191
♪ This kiki is marvelous... ♪
560
0:24:29,329 --> 0:24:31,884
Can I have a try?
561
0:24:32,22 --> 0:24:34,507
- Yeah, knock yourself out.
- Yeah. What's your name?
562
0:24:34,645 --> 0:24:36,716
♪ Sitting back here,
having our own ♪
563
0:24:36,854 --> 0:24:38,304
♪ Kiki, soso ♪
564
0:24:38,442 --> 0:24:40,168
♪ Oui oui, non non ♪
565
0:24:40,306 --> 0:24:42,377
♪ Kiki, soso ♪
566
0:24:42,515 --> 0:24:43,689
♪ Oui oui, non non ♪
567
0:24:43,827 --> 0:24:46,174
♪ Kiki, soso ♪
568
0:24:46,312 --> 0:24:48,521
♪ Oui oui, non non ♪
569
0:24:48,659 --> 0:24:49,626
♪ Kiki, soso... ♪
570
0:24:49,764 --> 0:24:50,903
Well?
571
0:24:51,41 --> 0:24:52,905
Oh, I-I didn't get
any information.
572
0:24:53,43 --> 0:24:55,632
But I got us free drinks!
573
0:24:55,770 --> 0:24:57,47
Great.
574
0:24:57,185 --> 0:24:59,394
♪ Ah ♪
575
0:24:59,532 --> 0:25:1,948
♪ Let's have a kiki,
I wanna have a kiki ♪
576
0:25:2,86 --> 0:25:3,709
♪ Lock the doors tight ♪
577
0:25:3,847 --> 0:25:5,745
♪ Let's have a kiki,
mother-- ooh-hoo-hoo ♪
578
0:25:5,883 --> 0:25:7,678
♪ I'm gonna let you have it ♪
579
0:25:7,816 --> 0:25:8,714
♪ Let's have a kiki... ♪
580
0:25:8,852 --> 0:25:11,26
That's cute. Bye!
581
0:25:11,164 --> 0:25:13,581
♪ Let's have a kiki,
we're gonna serve ♪
582
0:25:13,719 --> 0:25:15,134
♪ And work and turn
and h-h-honey. ♪
583
0:25:15,272 --> 0:25:16,722
Yeah.
584
0:25:16,860 --> 0:25:18,68
Oh. Oh.
585
0:25:18,206 --> 0:25:19,828
Are-are we going
to the, to the next one?
586
0:25:19,966 --> 0:25:22,72
Nah. No next one.
There's no point.
587
0:25:22,210 --> 0:25:23,556
I'm wasting my time
and your time.
588
0:25:23,694 --> 0:25:24,764
Listen, I've spent
70 quid tonight
589
0:25:24,902 --> 0:25:26,421
and no one's told me anything.
590
0:25:26,559 --> 0:25:28,734
90 pound. I don't even know
why I lied about that.
591
0:25:28,872 --> 0:25:30,770
Okay, so-so we'll find,
uh, a new strategy.
592
0:25:30,908 --> 0:25:32,772
No, no, look, there's no point.
She probably met someone
593
0:25:32,910 --> 0:25:34,498
the other day
that did text her back. And what am I doing?
594
0:25:34,636 --> 0:25:35,741
Just pissing away
mortgage money with you.
595
0:25:35,879 --> 0:25:37,259
No offense or anything.
596
0:25:37,397 --> 0:25:39,89
It's just, there's just
no point, is there?
597
0:25:39,227 --> 0:25:40,400
No, I mean, I mean, you said
you'd find her at any cost,
598
0:25:40,539 --> 0:25:42,575
and-and you've only spent 90.
599
0:25:42,713 --> 0:25:45,405
No, I spent 125.
One guy up there took card.
600
0:25:48,29 --> 0:25:49,996
Okay, so-so that's it?
You're just giving up?
601
0:25:50,134 --> 0:25:51,308
Listen, I don't know
what to do. What am I supposed to do?
602
0:25:51,446 --> 0:25:52,689
Tell me. Tell me
what I'm supposed to do.
603
0:25:52,827 --> 0:25:53,793
'Cause right now,
there's nothing.
604
0:25:53,931 --> 0:25:55,692
I might as well just go home.
605
0:25:55,830 --> 0:25:57,728
Fine.
606
0:25:57,866 --> 0:25:59,627
Didn't anyone ever tell you
607
0:25:59,765 --> 0:26:2,284
if you're gonna be a lover,
you got to be a fighter, too?
608
0:26:13,468 --> 0:26:15,608
Shh.
609
0:26:15,746 --> 0:26:19,163
You'll never guess
where I've been.
610
0:26:19,301 --> 0:26:20,509
Oh, oh.
611
0:26:20,648 --> 0:26:21,821
I'm screwed.
612
0:26:21,959 --> 0:26:24,272
- Have you slept?
- I'm gonna fail.
613
0:26:24,410 --> 0:26:26,412
There's no-no degree,
no Donegan position.
614
0:26:26,550 --> 0:26:29,449
I'm-I'm gonna go home a-a loser
and a nobody all because of him.
615
0:26:29,588 --> 0:26:30,450
What, Tristan?
616
0:26:30,589 --> 0:26:31,693
- No, Owen.
- Oh.
617
0:26:31,831 --> 0:26:33,350
He just gave up.
618
0:26:33,488 --> 0:26:35,490
He walked away like
a completely sane person.
619
0:26:35,628 --> 0:26:37,285
I mean, what am, what am I
supposed to do?
620
0:26:37,423 --> 0:26:39,459
Um, what can we do?
We can-- Oh.
621
0:26:39,598 --> 0:26:41,772
You could just disprove
your hypothesis.
622
0:26:41,910 --> 0:26:43,84
Nobody gets a first
623
0:26:43,222 --> 0:26:44,533
from disproving
their hypothesis.
624
0:26:44,672 --> 0:26:45,776
You could just ask
for an extension.
625
0:26:45,914 --> 0:26:47,295
He doesn't give extensions.
626
0:26:47,433 --> 0:26:48,710
Legally, he has to give you
an extension
627
0:26:48,848 --> 0:26:51,299
if you evidence
extenuating circumstances.
628
0:26:51,437 --> 0:26:53,750
What are
my extenuating circumstances?
629
0:26:53,888 --> 0:26:55,614
Okay, big breath.
630
0:26:55,752 --> 0:26:57,339
And let it out.
631
0:26:57,477 --> 0:26:59,479
I think this... this is giving
632
0:26:59,618 --> 0:27:1,378
extenuating circumstances.
633
0:27:1,516 --> 0:27:4,139
I think just take a picture
of this and pop it in an email
634
0:27:4,277 --> 0:27:5,485
to that professor of yours,
635
0:27:5,624 --> 0:27:6,832
and I think
you'll get an extension.
636
0:27:6,970 --> 0:27:8,454
Big kiss.
637
0:27:8,592 --> 0:27:9,766
You've got this.
638
0:27:9,904 --> 0:27:11,43
You have got this.
639
0:27:11,181 --> 0:27:13,114
Sweeties for you.
Popcorn for me.
640
0:27:13,252 --> 0:27:15,12
Keep breathing.
641
0:27:26,990 --> 0:27:28,819
Holy shit.
642
0:27:30,96 --> 0:27:32,236
Thank you, Anna!
643
0:27:32,374 --> 0:27:33,652
It's okay!
644
0:27:35,67 --> 0:27:38,173
This is the email
address of every single Emily
645
0:27:38,311 --> 0:27:40,348
who is currently enrolled
at the university.
646
0:27:40,486 --> 0:27:43,178
How am I gonna know
which one's hers?
647
0:27:43,316 --> 0:27:44,663
Only one way to find out.
648
0:27:50,185 --> 0:27:51,221
Nah.
649
0:27:51,359 --> 0:27:52,601
Nah, I can't, I can't do that.
650
0:27:52,740 --> 0:27:55,87
I'll, uh...
I'll lose my job, so...
651
0:27:55,225 --> 0:27:57,89
Well, only if people find out
it was you, and they won't.
652
0:27:57,227 --> 0:27:58,469
I mean, this is,
this is your chance.
653
0:27:58,607 --> 0:27:59,678
She's right here.
654
0:28:3,820 --> 0:28:6,512
I'm not influencing you.
655
0:28:8,997 --> 0:28:10,550
Okay.
656
0:28:14,485 --> 0:28:16,177
D-Do it quickly.
657
0:28:16,315 --> 0:28:17,937
Yeah, well, that depends on
how many Emilys there are.
658
0:28:18,75 --> 0:28:19,870
Well, how many can there be?
659
0:28:23,11 --> 0:28:25,773
There's 318 Emilys go here.
660
0:28:25,911 --> 0:28:28,85
That's wild, innit?
661
0:28:29,846 --> 0:28:31,675
Only four Owens as well.
662
0:28:31,813 --> 0:28:33,263
Only four.
663
0:28:35,679 --> 0:28:37,888
- Here you go.
- You sent it?
664
0:28:38,26 --> 0:28:40,408
- Nah, not yet.
-Oh. Okay.
665
0:28:40,546 --> 0:28:42,582
Ooh, "E.T." What's that for?
666
0:28:42,721 --> 0:28:44,723
Uh, it was a s-stupid dare.
667
0:28:44,861 --> 0:28:47,553
- Is it real?
- Yep.
668
0:28:47,691 --> 0:28:50,798
Oh, that "E.T."
on your "phone home" finger.
669
0:28:50,936 --> 0:28:53,110
- Yes.
- Funny. Great dare.
670
0:28:54,629 --> 0:28:55,941
Yeah, so I've not sent it yet,
671
0:28:56,79 --> 0:28:57,425
- but I've got something.
- Okay.
672
0:28:57,563 --> 0:29:0,83
What do you reckon to this?
673
0:29:0,221 --> 0:29:1,740
"Evening, ladies."
674
0:29:1,878 --> 0:29:3,638
- Ooh.
- Yeah, yeah.
675
0:29:3,776 --> 0:29:5,640
- It's...
- Yeah, I'll probably make that "Emilys."
676
0:29:5,778 --> 0:29:6,917
- Yeah, little better.
- Yeah.
677
0:29:7,55 --> 0:29:8,470
Right. "Evening, Emilys.
678
0:29:8,608 --> 0:29:10,610
"I met one of you last Monday
in the S.U.
679
0:29:10,749 --> 0:29:12,302
"You were a fairy.
680
0:29:12,440 --> 0:29:14,166
"I was the guy
flashing coupons.
681
0:29:14,304 --> 0:29:15,995
"The number I have for you
is a digit short.
682
0:29:16,133 --> 0:29:17,307
"I looked for you everywhere.
683
0:29:17,445 --> 0:29:19,619
"Turns out
this is the final straw.
684
0:29:19,758 --> 0:29:20,931
- And if you'd like..."
- What?
685
0:29:21,69 --> 0:29:23,382
- What?
- It's the British flirting.
686
0:29:23,520 --> 0:29:25,280
It's like
a random word generator.
687
0:29:25,418 --> 0:29:27,455
What is that "straw"?
What is that?
688
0:29:27,593 --> 0:29:29,181
It's just like...
689
0:29:29,319 --> 0:29:30,803
It's an inside joke.
You won't get it.
690
0:29:30,941 --> 0:29:32,322
It's just about, like, turtles
691
0:29:32,460 --> 0:29:33,910
out of their shell
on coke, just...
692
0:29:34,48 --> 0:29:36,84
- Sounds hilarious. Keep going.
- Yeah.
693
0:29:36,222 --> 0:29:38,362
Yeah, so I just said,
"If you'd like to see me again,
694
0:29:38,500 --> 0:29:40,468
just email me back,"
smiley face.
695
0:29:40,606 --> 0:29:42,297
No, I don't think
it needs that. - Ah, yeah, it doesn't...
696
0:29:42,435 --> 0:29:43,989
doesn't need a smiley face,
does it? No.
697
0:29:48,407 --> 0:29:51,479
What happens if I've, like,
misread this whole situation
698
0:29:51,617 --> 0:29:53,308
and she did wrong-number me?
699
0:29:54,758 --> 0:29:56,311
Well...
700
0:29:56,449 --> 0:29:58,693
I mean, you must have some idea
if she liked you.
701
0:29:58,831 --> 0:29:59,867
Right?
702
0:30:0,5 --> 0:30:1,316
Well, yeah, I think I did,
703
0:30:1,454 --> 0:30:3,8
but I'm not really good
at this stuff.
704
0:30:3,146 --> 0:30:4,837
It's like, one minute
you think it's going all right,
705
0:30:4,975 --> 0:30:7,150
and the next minute, it's like,
"Oh, you know, you're a bit...
706
0:30:7,288 --> 0:30:10,15
you're a bit too much.
Is-is your brother single?"
707
0:30:10,153 --> 0:30:12,845
- Hmm.
- Just don't want to ruin stuff. Do you know what I mean?
708
0:30:12,983 --> 0:30:16,331
I feel like I was
a right mess after my m--
709
0:30:16,469 --> 0:30:17,885
You know, I've just got,
I've got this job,
710
0:30:18,23 --> 0:30:19,472
and I just feel like
everything's started
711
0:30:19,610 --> 0:30:21,302
to go all right,
and now I've met this girl
712
0:30:21,440 --> 0:30:23,891
that's gonna make everything
feel perfect for me, and now...
713
0:30:24,29 --> 0:30:25,582
I don't want to know
if she's wrong-numbered me.
714
0:30:25,720 --> 0:30:27,687
Do you know what I mean?
Why would I want to know that?
715
0:30:27,826 --> 0:30:29,344
And also, like,
I definitely don't want
716
0:30:29,482 --> 0:30:31,864
317 other random people
to know that.
717
0:30:32,2 --> 0:30:33,659
Don't know.
I just feel like, if I send it,
718
0:30:33,797 --> 0:30:35,385
I'm just gonna ruin everything.
Do you know what I mean?
719
0:30:35,523 --> 0:30:36,731
I'm just a little bit stressed
about the whole thing.
720
0:30:36,869 --> 0:30:37,836
I don't really know
what to say.
721
0:30:37,974 --> 0:30:39,182
What do you think I should do?
722
0:30:42,979 --> 0:30:44,49
Send it.
723
0:30:45,498 --> 0:30:47,846
Okay. I'll do that, then.
724
0:30:49,502 --> 0:30:50,849
Sent.
725
0:30:56,164 --> 0:30:57,476
Oh, I got it.
726
0:31:0,928 --> 0:31:3,689
What is this about anyway?
727
0:31:3,827 --> 0:31:5,587
Star-crossed lovers.
728
0:31:5,725 --> 0:31:7,348
Right.
729
0:31:7,486 --> 0:31:11,386
The taco pizza is a textural
Midwestern experience.
730
0:31:11,524 --> 0:31:12,732
It's a true delicacy.
731
0:31:12,871 --> 0:31:14,424
Do not blame
your vile concoction
732
0:31:14,562 --> 0:31:16,391
on the good people of Iowa.
733
0:31:16,529 --> 0:31:17,565
I won't hear anything against
this pizza. -
734
0:31:17,703 --> 0:31:20,533
Well, I will. It's vile!
735
0:31:20,671 --> 0:31:22,121
Don't knock it
till you try it. I'm serious.
736
0:31:22,259 --> 0:31:23,605
It's very good.
Don't listen to her.
737
0:31:23,743 --> 0:31:24,952
Hi.
738
0:31:25,90 --> 0:31:27,782
65 BPM, two flights of stairs.
739
0:31:27,920 --> 0:31:29,163
Not too shabby.
740
0:31:29,301 --> 0:31:31,303
I'm getting you both a plate
741
0:31:31,441 --> 0:31:33,443
- so we can all try it together.
- Hello, hello.
742
0:31:33,581 --> 0:31:34,893
- Hello.
- Hey, Kyle.
743
0:31:35,31 --> 0:31:36,964
- Hi, Kyle.
- Hello. I've been skipping.
744
0:31:37,102 --> 0:31:39,552
Look at this perfect punnet
of tomatoes
745
0:31:39,690 --> 0:31:40,726
- I got from the MandS bin.
- Yeah.
746
0:31:40,864 --> 0:31:42,107
You know how many tons of food
747
0:31:42,245 --> 0:31:44,178
go to waste
in this country, huh?
748
0:31:44,316 --> 0:31:46,76
Laughable.
749
0:31:46,214 --> 0:31:47,422
I got chocolate eggs, too.
750
0:31:47,560 --> 0:31:49,562
Perfect pizza topping.
751
0:31:49,700 --> 0:31:50,632
- You're welcome.
- Um...
752
0:31:50,770 --> 0:31:52,393
- Great.
- Yes?
753
0:31:52,531 --> 0:31:53,601
- Is Tristan coming?
-He sends his apologies
754
0:31:53,739 --> 0:31:56,121
but is otherwise engaged.
755
0:32:5,61 --> 0:32:6,338
-Hello?
- I'm not really sure
756
0:32:6,476 --> 0:32:7,787
what's happening,
but I'm getting,
757
0:32:7,926 --> 0:32:9,99
I'm getting, like,
a load of emails.
758
0:32:9,237 --> 0:32:10,583
Hey, Emilys.
759
0:32:10,721 --> 0:32:12,585
Nice to meet you all.
760
0:32:12,723 --> 0:32:15,174
My God. WTF?
761
0:32:15,312 --> 0:32:17,832
Are straight people okay?
Question mark.
762
0:32:17,970 --> 0:32:19,938
You cc'd everyone?
763
0:32:20,76 --> 0:32:21,629
Well, yeah, yeah,
I can see that now.
764
0:32:21,767 --> 0:32:24,11
So you've just created
a chat room of 318 Emilys.
765
0:32:24,149 --> 0:32:26,82
Everybody can reply
to each other now.
766
0:32:26,220 --> 0:32:27,773
Well, thanks for the recap.
767
0:32:27,911 --> 0:32:29,499
Wait, does he even go here?
768
0:32:29,637 --> 0:32:31,363
I'm literally dying.
769
0:32:31,501 --> 0:32:33,675
Guys, I manifested this.
770
0:32:33,813 --> 0:32:36,851
Oh, this is so cute. Obsessed.
771
0:32:36,989 --> 0:32:38,301
How did you not bcc?
772
0:32:38,439 --> 0:32:39,854
I don't know what a bcc is.
773
0:32:39,992 --> 0:32:42,167
- Wow. Who is he?
-It's when y...
774
0:32:42,305 --> 0:32:43,685
Never mind.
Look, it'll be fine.
775
0:32:43,823 --> 0:32:45,411
Iconic.
776
0:32:45,549 --> 0:32:47,103
Uh, I should, uh...
777
0:32:47,241 --> 0:32:49,36
Could you tell me,
uh, how to delete it? Like...
778
0:32:49,174 --> 0:32:50,899
-You can't.
- Yas, king.
779
0:32:51,38 --> 0:32:52,384
Flash your coupon at me.
780
0:32:52,522 --> 0:32:54,938
Ugh. What does
flashing coupons even mean?
781
0:32:55,76 --> 0:32:56,871
His penis. Every guy names it.
782
0:32:57,9 --> 0:32:58,562
That doesn't even make sense.
783
0:32:58,700 --> 0:33:0,530
Who names their penis "coupon"?
784
0:33:0,668 --> 0:33:2,83
Oh, well,
this was a great idea.
785
0:33:2,221 --> 0:33:4,258
- Thanks a lot.
-No, it wasn't my idea.
786
0:33:4,396 --> 0:33:6,122
- It was...
- What do you mean it wasn't your idea?
787
0:33:6,260 --> 0:33:7,502
- Well, it...
- I mean, this was all your idea.
788
0:33:7,640 --> 0:33:9,884
Okay, look, uh, just stay calm.
789
0:33:10,22 --> 0:33:12,59
Stay ca-- How am I
supposed to stay calm?
790
0:33:12,197 --> 0:33:14,854
They'll get bored eventually,
and she'll reply,
791
0:33:14,993 --> 0:33:16,546
as-as well as
all the other Emilys.
792
0:33:16,684 --> 0:33:18,548
You did the right thing.
793
0:33:18,686 --> 0:33:20,688
♪ Ramalama, bang, bang ♪
794
0:33:20,826 --> 0:33:22,966
♪ Flash bang, big bang ♪
795
0:33:23,104 --> 0:33:25,348
♪ With a hammer,
bang, bang... ♪
796
0:33:44,884 --> 0:33:47,956
♪ Ma, me, mi, me,
ma, mo, mu, mo ♪
797
0:33:48,95 --> 0:33:49,682
♪ Ma, me, mi, me, ma,
mo, mu, mo... ♪
798
0:33:51,339 --> 0:33:52,720
Cha, cha, cha!
799
0:33:52,858 --> 0:33:55,205
It's cute.
I wish someone did it for me.
800
0:33:55,343 --> 0:33:57,173
What, have the whole uni
hunting you down?
801
0:33:57,311 --> 0:33:58,864
It's not cute. It's unwell.
802
0:33:59,2 --> 0:34:0,245
It's cute if he's fit.
803
0:34:0,383 --> 0:34:1,591
Well, he's not, though.
804
0:34:1,729 --> 0:34:3,386
What? No fit lad would do that.
805
0:34:3,524 --> 0:34:5,388
And if he were fit, you'd make
sure you get your number right.
806
0:34:5,526 --> 0:34:8,11
No, he'll be an incel rat face,
and not in a good way.
807
0:34:8,149 --> 0:34:9,978
You can't know that
from an email.
808
0:34:10,117 --> 0:34:12,947
Please. He'll smell his own
socks in his mam's basement.
809
0:34:13,85 --> 0:34:16,399
Bet he's never seen a pair
of tits in his life.
810
0:34:22,232 --> 0:34:26,202
♪ And all its sad goodbyes ♪
811
0:34:26,340 --> 0:34:28,928
♪ I'm never gonna dance again ♪
812
0:34:29,67 --> 0:34:32,415
♪ Guilty feet have got no rhythm ♪
813
0:34:32,553 --> 0:34:34,900
♪ Though it's easy to pretend ♪
814
0:34:35,38 --> 0:34:37,40
♪ I know you're not a fool... ♪
815
0:34:37,178 --> 0:34:38,800
Please join me.
816
0:34:38,938 --> 0:34:40,975
Okay. What do you think?
817
0:34:41,113 --> 0:34:42,252
Can I use it?
818
0:34:42,390 --> 0:34:43,736
Uh, please don't touch that.
819
0:34:43,874 --> 0:34:45,255
It's part of the process.
820
0:34:45,393 --> 0:34:46,981
♪ So I'm never gonna
dance again... ♪
821
0:34:47,119 --> 0:34:50,467
And you verified
there's no delusions,
822
0:34:50,605 --> 0:34:52,262
disturbed thoughts, mania?
823
0:34:52,400 --> 0:34:54,126
- No, he's fine.
- Fine?
824
0:34:54,264 --> 0:34:55,645
He hasn't signed it.
825
0:34:55,783 --> 0:34:57,267
That email address
is obviously an alias.
826
0:34:57,405 --> 0:34:59,166
Right.
827
0:35:1,616 --> 0:35:3,791
I think that negates
self-sabotage.
828
0:35:3,929 --> 0:35:6,483
Well, I-I considered that,
but-but no.
829
0:35:6,621 --> 0:35:8,968
I mean, the subject has
no intention of hiding
830
0:35:9,107 --> 0:35:10,591
any resulting relationship,
831
0:35:10,729 --> 0:35:13,283
which will in turn expose
his identity and hers.
832
0:35:13,421 --> 0:35:14,664
"His penis, every guy names..."
833
0:35:14,802 --> 0:35:16,666
Oh, here he is now.
834
0:35:16,804 --> 0:35:18,116
No, that's...
835
0:35:18,254 --> 0:35:20,152
That's... ugh.
836
0:35:23,638 --> 0:35:25,468
What is your relationship
with the subject?
837
0:35:26,986 --> 0:35:29,886
Nothing. There's, uh,
there's no relationship.
838
0:35:30,24 --> 0:35:31,922
No undocumented communication,
839
0:35:32,60 --> 0:35:34,132
nothing that would constitute
researcher interference?
840
0:35:34,270 --> 0:35:36,548
Uh...
841
0:35:36,686 --> 0:35:37,928
Oh, there he is again.
842
0:35:38,66 --> 0:35:39,447
Keen.
843
0:35:39,585 --> 0:35:41,794
Uh, excuse me.
844
0:35:41,932 --> 0:35:43,175
There's nothing in there
845
0:35:43,313 --> 0:35:44,280
that will save you.
846
0:35:44,418 --> 0:35:47,283
That's my private space.
847
0:35:49,354 --> 0:35:52,11
Raine, your Donegan interview
is imminent.
848
0:35:52,150 --> 0:35:55,83
If there's anything
you need to declare...
849
0:35:56,326 --> 0:35:57,672
...do it now.
850
0:35:57,810 --> 0:36:0,848
♪ Guilty feet
have got no rhythm... ♪
851
0:36:0,986 --> 0:36:2,677
There's nothing.
852
0:36:2,815 --> 0:36:4,507
He's just data.
853
0:36:4,645 --> 0:36:6,854
Good. Write it up.
854
0:36:6,992 --> 0:36:9,63
You may exit the vehicle.
855
0:36:9,201 --> 0:36:10,685
Please take this
apple with you.
856
0:36:10,823 --> 0:36:12,860
I don't know
what I was thinking.
857
0:36:12,998 --> 0:36:14,379
Thank you.
858
0:36:14,517 --> 0:36:16,381
♪ So I'm never gonna
dance again... ♪
859
0:36:16,519 --> 0:36:17,727
Come back to me, George.
860
0:36:19,349 --> 0:36:20,868
Yes.
861
0:36:30,188 --> 0:36:31,465
I reckon he made
this Emily bird up
862
0:36:31,603 --> 0:36:33,225
so he could shoot his shot
at all of them,
863
0:36:33,363 --> 0:36:35,123
- see who he'll smash.
- It's not a bad idea, you know.
864
0:36:35,262 --> 0:36:36,435
Hey, I'm gonna do it
to the Jennifers.
865
0:36:36,573 --> 0:36:37,781
Jennifers are hot.
866
0:36:37,919 --> 0:36:39,714
"This is the final straw"?
867
0:36:39,852 --> 0:36:41,371
I know I'm willingly taking it
out of context,
868
0:36:41,509 --> 0:36:43,856
- but that's a threat.
-A thousand percent.
869
0:36:47,895 --> 0:36:49,207
Dean, this is an attack
on our security.
870
0:36:49,345 --> 0:36:51,554
We demand to know
what is being done.
871
0:36:51,692 --> 0:36:53,763
I will wear a hood, but
I'm not gonna wear a ball gag
872
0:36:53,901 --> 0:36:55,420
because, you know,
I've got the bad tooth.
873
0:36:55,558 --> 0:36:57,663
Tell Tracy.
All right, see you Friday.
874
0:36:57,801 --> 0:37:0,942
Emily Thewlis.
Always a pleasure.
875
0:37:1,80 --> 0:37:2,254
Oh.
876
0:37:2,392 --> 0:37:3,876
The university is aware
of the breach,
877
0:37:4,14 --> 0:37:5,395
and we're looking into it.
878
0:37:5,533 --> 0:37:7,673
Right.
And what are we supposed to do?
879
0:37:7,811 --> 0:37:9,572
God knows
what other information he has.
880
0:37:9,710 --> 0:37:12,575
He could have
our phone numbers, our addresses.
881
0:37:12,713 --> 0:37:14,646
This is not safe for students.
882
0:37:14,784 --> 0:37:17,787
And as president of the student
union, I just feel this...
883
0:37:17,925 --> 0:37:20,134
I'm aware of
your worldly place, Emily.
884
0:37:20,272 --> 0:37:21,308
Come on.
885
0:37:21,446 --> 0:37:22,895
Off you pop.
886
0:37:24,449 --> 0:37:28,315
I really can assure you,
Madam President,
887
0:37:28,453 --> 0:37:31,249
the safety of students
is absolutely paramount.
888
0:37:31,387 --> 0:37:33,975
Really?
Because as far as I'm aware,
889
0:37:34,113 --> 0:37:35,770
the creators of Upskirt Bingo
890
0:37:35,908 --> 0:37:37,393
still have not been held
to account.
891
0:37:37,531 --> 0:37:39,464
And what about Pervy Martin
and his peephole?
892
0:37:39,602 --> 0:37:41,224
Now, Pervy Mart--
893
0:37:41,362 --> 0:37:43,778
Martin has been questioned.
894
0:37:43,916 --> 0:37:45,918
And we're still investigating
Beaver Bingo.
895
0:37:46,56 --> 0:37:48,266
As a woman
in a position of power,
896
0:37:48,404 --> 0:37:50,647
- you are preventing progress...
- Do you know what?
897
0:37:50,785 --> 0:37:52,649
I burned my bra.
I've done the work.
898
0:37:52,787 --> 0:37:54,444
You go and do some work now,
too, okay?
899
0:37:54,582 --> 0:37:56,274
Triggered. Triggered.
900
0:37:56,412 --> 0:37:57,827
Someone's triggered.
901
0:37:57,965 --> 0:37:59,346
It's a breach of our privacy.
902
0:37:59,484 --> 0:38:1,658
No one wants to breach
your privacy, love.
903
0:38:1,796 --> 0:38:4,730
Great. See that?
That right there is the issue.
904
0:38:4,868 --> 0:38:7,699
This culture
of toxic masculinity
905
0:38:7,837 --> 0:38:9,252
left completely unchecked
leaves them
906
0:38:9,390 --> 0:38:11,254
thinking that they can
just send us emails.
907
0:38:11,392 --> 0:38:12,669
Aw, we can't send emails now?
908
0:38:12,807 --> 0:38:15,120
All right, shut up,
you ding-dongs.
909
0:38:15,258 --> 0:38:16,328
Listen.
910
0:38:16,466 --> 0:38:18,882
I'm sorry about everything.
911
0:38:19,20 --> 0:38:22,955
The faculty is
doing everything to maintain
912
0:38:23,93 --> 0:38:26,373
the investigation into
everything that's pertinent
913
0:38:26,511 --> 0:38:27,650
to this.
914
0:38:27,788 --> 0:38:28,754
Brilliant.
915
0:38:28,892 --> 0:38:30,66
Now...
916
0:38:31,378 --> 0:38:33,483
Now, tell me you didn't
hack the school email
917
0:38:33,621 --> 0:38:35,278
- and message every Emily.
- No, I didn't hack it.
918
0:38:35,416 --> 0:38:36,900
It comes up automatically.
919
0:38:37,38 --> 0:38:38,385
Anyway, how does everybody know
about this? What is...
920
0:38:38,523 --> 0:38:40,179
Because of this.
921
0:38:41,215 --> 0:38:42,561
"Every Emily. Jilt--"
922
0:38:42,699 --> 0:38:44,183
- J-- I'm not jilted.
- Are you brain-dead?
923
0:38:44,322 --> 0:38:45,530
Yeah, but I'm not
jilted, though.
924
0:38:45,668 --> 0:38:46,979
And anyway, it worked.
She replied.
925
0:38:47,117 --> 0:38:48,636
Well, at least she said
it were her.
926
0:38:48,774 --> 0:38:50,431
Had 20 others say it was her
as well, so I guess
927
0:38:50,569 --> 0:38:51,846
I'm just gonna have to find out
which one's actually her.
928
0:38:51,984 --> 0:38:53,710
Cool. How are you
gonna do that?
929
0:38:53,848 --> 0:38:55,333
I'm gonna send an email asking
a question only she'll know.
930
0:38:55,471 --> 0:38:58,128
No, no! Absolutely not.
No more emails, Owen.
931
0:38:58,266 --> 0:39:0,303
- I think it's actually illegal.
- I don't think it is illegal.
932
0:39:0,441 --> 0:39:2,340
And anyway,
nobody actually knows it's me.
933
0:39:2,478 --> 0:39:3,720
You.
934
0:39:3,858 --> 0:39:5,412
- Yeah?
- You were looking for Emily.
935
0:39:5,550 --> 0:39:8,380
Yeah, no, yeah, uh, this Emily.
Found her ages ago.
936
0:39:8,518 --> 0:39:10,244
- Thanks.
- Yeah. Yeah, you know,
937
0:39:10,382 --> 0:39:13,40
- w-we're very happy together.
- Mm.
938
0:39:14,835 --> 0:39:16,871
Yeah, no, uh, this, uh...
939
0:39:17,9 --> 0:39:18,942
- this shirt is a, it's a joke.
- A joke.
940
0:39:19,80 --> 0:39:21,220
I wear it
so that all the-the boys
941
0:39:21,359 --> 0:39:23,291
know that they don't
stand a chance.
942
0:39:23,430 --> 0:39:24,914
Like, don't even talk to me.
943
0:39:25,52 --> 0:39:26,605
Can I just add quickly
that I don't
944
0:39:26,743 --> 0:39:28,400
make her wear that, though.
945
0:39:28,538 --> 0:39:29,297
- That's, like, her choice.
- No. Yeah, it's my choice.
946
0:39:29,436 --> 0:39:30,782
Okay.
947
0:39:32,266 --> 0:39:33,923
Hmm.
948
0:39:34,61 --> 0:39:35,890
You clearly have an eye
for a case.
949
0:39:36,28 --> 0:39:37,582
You couldn't have
manufactured it better.
950
0:39:37,720 --> 0:39:39,238
I didn't manufacture it.
951
0:39:39,377 --> 0:39:41,33
Uh...
952
0:39:43,139 --> 0:39:46,314
Oh, I...
I see what you mean. Yeah.
953
0:39:46,453 --> 0:39:49,76
And what benefit
do you see from
954
0:39:49,214 --> 0:39:50,629
furthering your research
955
0:39:50,767 --> 0:39:52,320
should you be granted
the position here?
956
0:39:52,459 --> 0:39:56,117
I'd like to explore the idea
that romantic attachment
957
0:39:56,255 --> 0:39:59,224
may have been beneficial
at some point in human history
958
0:39:59,362 --> 0:40:2,296
but is perhaps
unnecessary today.
959
0:40:2,434 --> 0:40:4,988
When we're infants,
our survival depends
960
0:40:5,126 --> 0:40:7,922
on a caregiver
looking after us, feeding us,
961
0:40:8,60 --> 0:40:11,305
protecting us from danger, and
so naturally we attach to them.
962
0:40:11,443 --> 0:40:13,997
But why do we need attachment
in the romantic sense
963
0:40:14,135 --> 0:40:16,344
when we're adults
who can take care of ourselves?
964
0:40:16,483 --> 0:40:19,796
I'd argue it's a, it's a
by-product of human immaturity.
965
0:40:21,384 --> 0:40:23,386
So, when it comes to romance,
966
0:40:23,524 --> 0:40:25,423
you're saying
we all need to grow up?
967
0:40:27,45 --> 0:40:30,289
I'm saying that, um, that...
968
0:40:30,428 --> 0:40:34,293
that I-I don't see
a clear evolutionary benefit.
969
0:40:34,432 --> 0:40:36,123
If anything, I mean,
970
0:40:36,261 --> 0:40:39,540
a romantic attachment
puts us back in danger,
971
0:40:39,678 --> 0:40:43,199
at the mercy of-of predators
who can take advantage.
972
0:40:49,274 --> 0:40:54,141
So, I get an anonymous email
from this sexy creep...
973
0:40:54,279 --> 0:40:56,799
...who's looking for a girl
called Emily.
974
0:40:56,937 --> 0:40:58,766
This is a total invasion
of our...
975
0:40:58,904 --> 0:41:1,320
Privacy is what we're talking
about here, people.
976
0:41:1,459 --> 0:41:3,150
If you guys don't want him,
I'll have him.
977
0:41:3,288 --> 0:41:5,566
Obsessed!
978
0:41:5,704 --> 0:41:8,120
Is it the most lesbian-coded
thing I've ever heard? Yeah.
979
0:41:8,258 --> 0:41:9,708
Creepy-ass scavenger hunt.
980
0:41:9,846 --> 0:41:10,882
Do I kind of wish
I'd thought of it myself?
981
0:41:11,20 --> 0:41:12,400
Absolutely not.
982
0:41:12,539 --> 0:41:13,678
I could be the Emily
you're looking for.
983
0:41:13,816 --> 0:41:16,59
Who is the real Emily?
984
0:41:16,197 --> 0:41:18,441
Girl, where you at?
985
0:41:18,579 --> 0:41:20,201
This thing is everywhere.
986
0:41:20,339 --> 0:41:22,963
I was asked by four people
today if I was the Emily.
987
0:41:23,101 --> 0:41:25,172
I feel like I'm in that
documentary that we watched
988
0:41:25,310 --> 0:41:26,829
where it started out
about, like,
989
0:41:26,967 --> 0:41:29,38
that one little weird thing,
and then, and then boom,
990
0:41:29,176 --> 0:41:31,799
townspeople went missing,
some guy was a pedophile,
991
0:41:31,937 --> 0:41:33,318
everybody was dead.
992
0:41:33,456 --> 0:41:34,595
- Can I have one of those?
- Yeah.
993
0:41:34,733 --> 0:41:36,252
Sorry, you said
he was a pedophile?
994
0:41:36,390 --> 0:41:38,219
What? No, just an example.
995
0:41:39,980 --> 0:41:42,85
Do you have any idea
what you're doing to this guy?
996
0:41:43,190 --> 0:41:45,226
I'm not doing anything.
997
0:41:45,364 --> 0:41:46,952
Really?
998
0:41:47,90 --> 0:41:49,679
You expect me to believe
he just found those addresses?
999
0:41:49,817 --> 0:41:51,819
Three days ago,
he said he wanted to give up.
1000
0:41:51,957 --> 0:41:53,62
-Excuse me.
- But that wouldn't help
1001
0:41:53,200 --> 0:41:54,408
your word count, would it?
1002
0:41:54,546 --> 0:41:56,99
What are you,
the thesis police?
1003
0:41:56,237 --> 0:41:57,756
I did-- I didn't know
that this was gonna happen.
1004
0:41:57,894 --> 0:41:59,240
Yeah, but you're delighted
it did.
1005
0:41:59,378 --> 0:42:1,173
My paper is actually
gonna help people.
1006
0:42:1,311 --> 0:42:3,382
Especially Owen,
and Professor Westlake agrees.
1007
0:42:3,521 --> 0:42:5,730
Oh, that guy is a prick.
1008
0:42:5,868 --> 0:42:8,733
Oh, please, can we just pay
for the egg and cress?
1009
0:42:8,871 --> 0:42:10,493
- Yeah.
-He's a living legend.
1010
0:42:10,631 --> 0:42:12,322
He's famous in
psychology circles. - Uh, sorry.
1011
0:42:12,460 --> 0:42:14,393
He put a first-year in a bin
for asking for an autograph.
1012
0:42:14,532 --> 0:42:15,981
I really wouldn't
take my cues off him.
1013
0:42:16,119 --> 0:42:17,914
Well, I'm not gonna
take them from you.
1014
0:42:20,917 --> 0:42:22,574
I-I'm sorry. I just...
1015
0:42:22,712 --> 0:42:24,300
You've been trying to get Kyle
to notice you
1016
0:42:24,438 --> 0:42:27,61
for-for months now,
and-and I'm sorry,
1017
0:42:27,199 --> 0:42:29,788
I love you, Anna, but you could
also benefit from my study
1018
0:42:29,926 --> 0:42:31,238
because I feel like you're
making yourself look stupid.
1019
0:42:31,376 --> 0:42:33,67
Mm, wow, wow.
1020
0:42:33,205 --> 0:42:34,552
How do you even get your head
that far up your own ass?
1021
0:42:34,690 --> 0:42:36,208
Kyle is textbook
anxious avoidant.
1022
0:42:36,346 --> 0:42:37,831
Kyle is my boyfriend.
1023
0:42:37,969 --> 0:42:39,971
Where do you think
I've been going every night?
1024
0:42:40,109 --> 0:42:42,594
Of course.
You didn't even notice.
1025
0:42:42,732 --> 0:42:44,113
And you're saying I'm stupid?
1026
0:42:44,251 --> 0:42:46,391
But I'm not the one
with "Emily and Tristan"
1027
0:42:46,529 --> 0:42:47,737
tattooed on my finger.
1028
0:42:47,875 --> 0:42:49,256
That was a joke,
and it was his idea.
1029
0:42:49,394 --> 0:42:51,327
But he didn't follow through
with it, did he?
1030
0:42:51,465 --> 0:42:54,986
And I'm saying this with love,
but I can hear you making
1031
0:42:55,124 --> 0:42:57,505
those drunk phone calls to him,
and it's embarrassing.
1032
0:42:57,644 --> 0:42:58,921
And remember
when you pitched up
1033
0:42:59,59 --> 0:43:0,267
to his family holiday
unannounced?
1034
0:43:0,405 --> 0:43:1,889
Babe, you need
to read the room.
1035
0:43:2,27 --> 0:43:3,650
- I mean, read the room.
- Okay, he asked me to go.
1036
0:43:3,788 --> 0:43:7,757
Okay, Emily, please,
can you just go... away?
1037
0:43:9,448 --> 0:43:10,898
Please do.
1038
0:43:17,802 --> 0:43:19,527
Hey, you've reached
Emily Raine.
1039
0:43:19,666 --> 0:43:21,668
- Please leave a message.
-
1040
0:43:23,324 --> 0:43:25,326
Hey, you've reached Emily--
1041
0:43:25,464 --> 0:43:26,673
- Hey, you've reached
Emily Raine. -
1042
0:43:26,811 --> 0:43:28,571
Please leave a message.
1043
0:43:33,749 --> 0:43:36,441
He should not be given a voice.
1044
0:43:38,546 --> 0:43:41,860
If predators can defend,
then victims cannot mend.
1045
0:43:41,998 --> 0:43:42,999
That's right!
1046
0:43:43,137 --> 0:43:44,829
Put me on the podcast.
1047
0:43:44,967 --> 0:43:46,382
I am Emily!
1048
0:43:46,520 --> 0:43:47,659
Yes, I am Emily!
1049
0:43:47,797 --> 0:43:49,454
I stand with every Emily!
1050
0:43:50,662 --> 0:43:52,664
We will not be silenced!
1051
0:43:53,769 --> 0:43:55,978
E-M-I-L-Y,
1052
0:43:56,116 --> 0:43:58,118
take the hint,
there's no reply!
1053
0:43:58,256 --> 0:44:1,293
E-M-I-L-Y, take the hint,
there's no reply!
1054
0:44:1,431 --> 0:44:3,295
E-M-I-L-Y,
1055
0:44:3,433 --> 0:44:5,297
take the hint,
there's no reply! - One more!
1056
0:44:5,435 --> 0:44:8,542
E-M-I-L-Y, take the hint,
there's no reply!
1057
0:44:11,303 --> 0:44:14,824
And this... this is
a message for the dean.
1058
0:44:14,962 --> 0:44:17,344
'Cause I know you're listening.
1059
0:44:17,482 --> 0:44:20,381
If you will not fight
for your students' safety...
1060
0:44:20,519 --> 0:44:21,693
We will!
1061
0:44:37,19 --> 0:44:38,399
What are you doing?
1062
0:44:38,537 --> 0:44:40,263
Been trying to call you
and everything.
1063
0:44:40,401 --> 0:44:41,955
What are you doing? Like, you
blocked my number or something?
1064
0:44:42,93 --> 0:44:43,784
- Mm. Mm-mm.
- What is it, then?
1065
0:44:43,922 --> 0:44:45,717
My-my phone's been, uh...
1066
0:44:45,855 --> 0:44:47,374
my phone's being weird.
I'm sorry.
1067
0:44:47,512 --> 0:44:49,928
Um, Owen, you can't,
you can't do this podcast.
1068
0:44:50,66 --> 0:44:52,551
- Why?
- Because then everybody will know who you are.
1069
0:44:52,690 --> 0:44:54,933
Ah, this is like-- everyone
thinks I'm this weird, strange,
1070
0:44:55,71 --> 0:44:58,74
like, toxic, masculine, incel
boozer who's trying to, like,
1071
0:44:58,212 --> 0:44:59,731
grope girls through their email
and that.
1072
0:44:59,869 --> 0:45:1,837
It's all just got mad
and out of hand,
1073
0:45:1,975 --> 0:45:3,217
and I just want to show Emily,
you know,
1074
0:45:3,355 --> 0:45:4,667
that I'm not
this weird psychopath.
1075
0:45:4,805 --> 0:45:6,220
Owen...
1076
0:45:7,912 --> 0:45:9,361
...I'm really sorry.
1077
0:45:9,499 --> 0:45:10,984
What for?
1078
0:45:12,399 --> 0:45:15,264
The reason I offered
to help you is...
1079
0:45:15,402 --> 0:45:16,886
Yeah?
1080
0:45:18,232 --> 0:45:20,338
I want chips, boom,
and I want some curry.
1081
0:45:20,476 --> 0:45:22,961
Ain't that your guy?
1082
0:45:23,99 --> 0:45:24,825
No, wait, wait, wait.
1083
0:45:26,206 --> 0:45:28,449
Are you being serious right now?
1084
0:45:28,587 --> 0:45:30,935
Em. Em.
1085
0:45:31,73 --> 0:45:32,488
- Hey.
- Hi.
1086
0:45:32,626 --> 0:45:33,800
Oh, my God.
1087
0:45:33,938 --> 0:45:35,733
What are you doing here?
1088
0:45:35,871 --> 0:45:37,79
Uh, I don't know.
What time is it?
1089
0:45:37,217 --> 0:45:38,597
Breakfast, lunch, dinner?
1090
0:45:38,736 --> 0:45:41,221
Those are the key meals, yes.
1091
0:45:41,359 --> 0:45:42,740
And your tea.
1092
0:45:42,878 --> 0:45:44,86
Don't forget your tea.
1093
0:45:44,224 --> 0:45:45,846
- Hi, mate. I'm-I'm Owen.
- Hi. Tristan.
1094
0:45:45,984 --> 0:45:47,123
- Ugh.
- Yeah.
1095
0:45:47,261 --> 0:45:48,642
- Nice to meet you.
- Sorry.
1096
0:45:48,780 --> 0:45:50,506
Sorry, I haven't quite
been to bed.
1097
0:45:50,644 --> 0:45:52,163
I'm a bit, ugh, you know.
1098
0:45:54,752 --> 0:45:55,960
Coleslaw and chips.
1099
0:45:56,98 --> 0:45:59,308
Usual gross stuff.
1100
0:46:2,967 --> 0:46:4,623
I actually love
coleslaw and chips.
1101
0:46:4,762 --> 0:46:6,315
It's-it's well nice.
1102
0:46:7,868 --> 0:46:8,938
Slimy.
1103
0:46:10,319 --> 0:46:12,908
So, I handed in my thesis
yesterday. Boop-boop.
1104
0:46:13,46 --> 0:46:16,49
Two days early.
It's a big slay.
1105
0:46:16,187 --> 0:46:18,189
Yeah, well, the 11th hour
is not for me, so...
1106
0:46:19,673 --> 0:46:21,468
You need a sticky toffee
study buddy?
1107
0:46:23,746 --> 0:46:25,886
Uh, not this time. Thank you.
1108
0:46:26,24 --> 0:46:28,26
Okey dokey.
1109
0:46:28,164 --> 0:46:30,718
Uh, right.
I got to get back to Libby.
1110
0:46:30,857 --> 0:46:32,790
She's intolerant to sodium,
but she loves chips.
1111
0:46:32,928 --> 0:46:34,757
It's a nightmare. All right.
1112
0:46:34,895 --> 0:46:36,310
In a bit.
1113
0:46:36,448 --> 0:46:37,829
Nice to meet you. See...
1114
0:46:40,418 --> 0:46:41,522
Ciao-ciao.
1115
0:46:43,352 --> 0:46:45,975
Hey. Oh, what'd you order?
What did you get?
1116
0:46:56,399 --> 0:46:57,918
Hey, my mum used to have
this great idea
1117
0:46:58,56 --> 0:46:59,540
how she'd get
out of a situation.
1118
0:46:59,678 --> 0:47:1,715
She'd just pretend
she had a burst appendix.
1119
0:47:1,853 --> 0:47:3,579
So let's just do that.
1120
0:47:3,717 --> 0:47:5,408
So I'll just pretend
my appendix has burst.
1121
0:47:5,546 --> 0:47:8,170
- No, Owen, it's-it's fine.
- What-what do you want to do?
1122
0:47:8,308 --> 0:47:9,861
Start robbing wallets
or something?
1123
0:47:9,999 --> 0:47:11,725
Come on,
let's just get out of here.
1124
0:47:11,863 --> 0:47:14,210
Grab your bag.
Count of three, yeah?
1125
0:47:14,348 --> 0:47:16,178
Ready?
1126
0:47:16,316 --> 0:47:17,835
One.
1127
0:47:17,973 --> 0:47:19,146
Two.
1128
0:47:19,284 --> 0:47:20,734
Three.
1129
0:47:35,300 --> 0:47:37,199
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
1130
0:47:37,337 --> 0:47:38,821
No, no, no.
Hit my hands, hit my hands.
1131
0:47:38,959 --> 0:47:40,202
The hands!
1132
0:47:40,340 --> 0:47:42,411
Oh, my God, I'm s--
I'm so sorry.
1133
0:47:42,549 --> 0:47:44,33
- I was shouting "hands" at you.
- I didn't see.
1134
0:47:44,171 --> 0:47:46,70
I'm-I'm sorry.
1135
0:47:46,208 --> 0:47:47,485
You never done that before
1136
0:47:47,623 --> 0:47:48,935
where you hit someone
in the hands?
1137
0:47:49,73 --> 0:47:50,591
I didn't see that
that's what you did.
1138
0:47:50,729 --> 0:47:52,386
- I'm so sorry.
- It's okay.
1139
0:47:52,524 --> 0:47:54,43
A good punch, actually.
1140
0:47:56,563 --> 0:47:57,978
Right.
1141
0:47:58,116 --> 0:47:59,773
- I got to get going.
- Oh, wait.
1142
0:47:59,911 --> 0:48:1,85
You're gonna do the podcast?
1143
0:48:1,223 --> 0:48:2,914
Yeah, obviously.
1144
0:48:3,52 --> 0:48:7,125
Okay, well, just... just watch
out for that-that podcast girl,
1145
0:48:7,263 --> 0:48:9,58
'cause I know she-she looks
like Broadcast Barbie
1146
0:48:9,196 --> 0:48:11,958
and her hair smells like
Christmas, but she is unhinged.
1147
0:48:12,96 --> 0:48:13,856
- Okay.
- So just...
1148
0:48:13,994 --> 0:48:15,893
just stay calm,
maintain eye contact,
1149
0:48:16,31 --> 0:48:17,653
and... and say her name a lot.
1150
0:48:17,791 --> 0:48:19,310
The brain loves hearing
its own name.
1151
0:48:19,448 --> 0:48:20,587
It's, like, the most important
sound in the world
1152
0:48:20,725 --> 0:48:22,2
to the brain, especially hers.
1153
0:48:22,140 --> 0:48:24,177
Okay. All right.
1154
0:48:24,315 --> 0:48:26,317
All right, great.
Thanks for the advice.
1155
0:48:26,455 --> 0:48:27,628
Right, let's go.
1156
0:48:38,191 --> 0:48:40,227
Ah, that's my banana.
1157
0:48:40,365 --> 0:48:41,642
- Sorry.
- It's actually my lunch.
1158
0:48:41,780 --> 0:48:42,920
Oh.
1159
0:48:43,58 --> 0:48:44,749
Sorry, I...
1160
0:48:44,887 --> 0:48:47,62
I thought, like, they're
for everyone and that. Sorry.
1161
0:48:47,200 --> 0:48:49,443
Put that back together for you
like that, look.
1162
0:48:49,581 --> 0:48:50,928
Still edible, that.
1163
0:48:51,66 --> 0:48:52,860
Just don't leave it
over two hours.
1164
0:48:52,999 --> 0:48:54,793
Are we filming this,
by the way? - Mm-hmm.
1165
0:48:54,932 --> 0:48:56,623
Yeah, we stream everything
on the uni website.
1166
0:48:56,761 --> 0:48:58,797
- Oh.
- It's no big deal.
1167
0:48:58,936 --> 0:49:0,282
It kind of is
a big deal, actually. -
1168
0:49:0,420 --> 0:49:2,8
Wait, hang on a...
wait, hang on a minute,
1169
0:49:2,146 --> 0:49:3,630
'cause I didn't know
this was being filmed, though.
1170
0:49:3,768 --> 0:49:4,665
- Three, two, one.
- No, wait, hang on a minute.
1171
0:49:4,803 --> 0:49:5,597
Don't do the-- stop the count--
1172
0:49:14,192 --> 0:49:18,265
Hi. I'm Laura Lewis, and
welcome to this week's show.
1173
0:49:18,403 --> 0:49:20,302
So, our guest this week is
1174
0:49:20,440 --> 0:49:21,648
the man behind the mail.
1175
0:49:21,786 --> 0:49:24,99
Owen, thank you so much for
1176
0:49:24,237 --> 0:49:26,480
stepping out of the shadows
to join us today.
1177
0:49:26,618 --> 0:49:27,965
A guy and a gal walk into a bar.
1178
0:49:28,103 --> 0:49:29,587
No, it is not
the setup of a joke...
1179
0:49:29,725 --> 0:49:31,313
Oh, Christ,
what you done now, lad?
1180
0:49:31,451 --> 0:49:33,4
...but the precursor
to an event
1181
0:49:33,142 --> 0:49:34,833
that has rocked
the entire campus.
1182
0:49:34,972 --> 0:49:37,353
Last week, our guest met
and fell for Emily,
1183
0:49:37,491 --> 0:49:38,630
one of the 318...
1184
0:49:38,768 --> 0:49:40,287
How is this news?
1185
0:49:40,425 --> 0:49:42,117
...that received
the now infamous email.
1186
0:49:42,255 --> 0:49:43,497
Who cares?
1187
0:49:43,635 --> 0:49:45,292
Now, my question is:
1188
0:49:45,430 --> 0:49:47,777
Was this
a harmless romantic gesture
1189
0:49:47,915 --> 0:49:49,331
or just sexual harassment?
1190
0:49:49,469 --> 0:49:50,401
Ooh, I'm not
sexually harassing her, Laura.
1191
0:49:51,885 --> 0:49:53,197
Okay, back away
from the mic, Owen.
1192
0:49:53,335 --> 0:49:54,681
I'm saying I'm not
sexually harassing her.
1193
0:49:54,819 --> 0:49:56,62
Okay, you wouldn't be
the first person
1194
0:49:56,200 --> 0:49:57,580
to get turned down
or wrong-numbered,
1195
0:49:57,718 --> 0:49:59,686
but you can't accept
1196
0:49:59,824 --> 0:50:1,170
that that's what's happened,
can you? - No, I don't think
1197
0:50:1,308 --> 0:50:2,620
I was wrong-numbered.
That's the thing.
1198
0:50:2,758 --> 0:50:3,931
Well, she didn't
right-number you, did she?
1199
0:50:4,70 --> 0:50:5,381
Well, no,
but she was in a rush.
1200
0:50:5,519 --> 0:50:7,211
She had a birthday
she had to go to,
1201
0:50:7,349 --> 0:50:9,247
and her friends were shouting,
so she just missed off a digit.
1202
0:50:9,385 --> 0:50:11,146
- Happens all the time.
- Okay, are you aware that
1203
0:50:11,284 --> 0:50:12,871
women often employ friends
1204
0:50:13,10 --> 0:50:14,942
to help them in potentially
dangerous situations?
1205
0:50:15,81 --> 0:50:16,323
- Yeah, I'm aware.
- You know, fake calls,
1206
0:50:16,461 --> 0:50:18,153
pretending they need
to be somewhere.
1207
0:50:18,291 --> 0:50:21,156
Your actions have actually
started an army.
1208
0:50:21,294 --> 0:50:24,745
A 318-strong army of women
1209
0:50:24,883 --> 0:50:26,437
standing together,
protecting each other
1210
0:50:26,575 --> 0:50:27,886
from men-- predators like you.
1211
0:50:28,25 --> 0:50:29,543
What do you mean,
predators like me?
1212
0:50:29,681 --> 0:50:31,580
I'm not, I'm not,
I'm not dangerous or anything.
1213
0:50:31,718 --> 0:50:32,960
I just want to say as well,
I've seen a pair of tits before.
1214
0:50:33,99 --> 0:50:34,100
Oh, you wish, mate.
1215
0:50:34,238 --> 0:50:35,66
What?
1216
0:50:35,204 --> 0:50:36,447
Ah, you little prick.
1217
0:50:36,585 --> 0:50:37,724
Actually,
she spoke to me first,
1218
0:50:37,862 --> 0:50:39,415
which makes me prey, no?
1219
0:50:39,553 --> 0:50:41,417
- I'm actually prey.
-Oh, right, so you think
1220
0:50:41,555 --> 0:50:42,591
that if a woman speaks
to you first... - I'm happy to be prey.
1221
0:50:42,729 --> 0:50:44,420
- Can I just clarify?
- What?
1222
0:50:44,558 --> 0:50:46,905
You think that a woman
speaking to you first... - Yeah?
1223
0:50:47,44 --> 0:50:48,804
...means that she wants you
romantically?
1224
0:50:48,942 --> 0:50:50,771
- No, that's not what I said.
- You did say that.
1225
0:50:50,909 --> 0:50:52,704
- "She spoke to me..."
- No. No, I was just saying
1226
0:50:52,842 --> 0:50:55,17
that she spoke to me first and
asked me to dance. That's all.
1227
0:50:55,155 --> 0:50:56,984
- I think...
- And I know, yeah, that dancing and speaking
1228
0:50:57,123 --> 0:50:58,986
doesn't mean that someone's
attracted to you or, like,
1229
0:50:59,125 --> 0:51:1,403
is... has an interest in you,
but I've spoken to enough girls
1230
0:51:1,541 --> 0:51:3,232
that haven't been interested
in me to know the difference.
1231
0:51:3,370 --> 0:51:4,613
Do you know what I mean, Laura?
1232
0:51:6,132 --> 0:51:7,650
You felt there was
a connection?
1233
0:51:7,788 --> 0:51:9,307
Yeah, there was
a connection. There was--
1234
0:51:9,445 --> 0:51:10,964
I wouldn't be doing
any of this if there wasn't.
1235
0:51:11,102 --> 0:51:12,448
And you really feel like
you can tell that
1236
0:51:12,586 --> 0:51:14,554
after one just interaction?
1237
0:51:14,692 --> 0:51:16,245
Yeah.
It was a great interaction.
1238
0:51:16,383 --> 0:51:17,902
Do you see that,
for some people,
1239
0:51:18,40 --> 0:51:20,491
- this just seems crazy?
- I think it's crazier
1240
0:51:20,629 --> 0:51:21,975
if I felt like this
1241
0:51:22,113 --> 0:51:23,287
and did absolutely nothing
about it, right?
1242
0:51:23,425 --> 0:51:24,736
Owen, you're not
a student here, are you?
1243
0:51:24,874 --> 0:51:26,83
- You're staff.
- I'm a sound engineer.
1244
0:51:26,221 --> 0:51:28,15
I don't, like,
mark papers and that.
1245
0:51:28,154 --> 0:51:29,465
And, like, a relationship
with a student
1246
0:51:29,603 --> 0:51:31,433
is totally aboveboard.
Looked into it.
1247
0:51:31,571 --> 0:51:33,918
Okay, great news,
if you ever have one.
1248
0:51:34,56 --> 0:51:35,299
Look.
1249
0:51:35,437 --> 0:51:37,266
Here's what I want to know.
1250
0:51:37,404 --> 0:51:39,96
How did you get
those addresses?
1251
0:51:40,994 --> 0:51:42,99
Uh...
1252
0:51:44,446 --> 0:51:46,344
Owen, you said
you wanted to clear your name.
1253
0:51:46,482 --> 0:51:48,588
Now is your chance, live.
1254
0:51:48,726 --> 0:51:50,624
Did anyone help you?
1255
0:51:52,592 --> 0:51:54,352
Um...
1256
0:51:56,251 --> 0:51:58,287
N-Nah, I just, um...
1257
0:51:58,425 --> 0:52:0,186
I hacked, I hacked
into the system.
1258
0:52:2,464 --> 0:52:3,672
He hacked the system.
Interesting.
1259
0:52:3,810 --> 0:52:5,122
How would you hack a system?
1260
0:52:5,260 --> 0:52:6,847
Right, and while
1261
0:52:6,985 --> 0:52:9,919
you were hacking the system,
did you stop and think,
1262
0:52:10,57 --> 0:52:12,370
"Is this what Emily wants?"
at any point?
1263
0:52:12,508 --> 0:52:14,717
Uh, I just...
1264
0:52:14,855 --> 0:52:16,202
She wanted me to contact her.
1265
0:52:16,340 --> 0:52:18,790
She hasn't replied to you,
has she, Owen?
1266
0:52:18,928 --> 0:52:20,137
Why do you think that is?
1267
0:52:20,275 --> 0:52:22,656
Another mistype?
Another birthday?
1268
0:52:24,486 --> 0:52:26,4
If Emily was listening
right now...
1269
0:52:26,143 --> 0:52:27,385
Yeah.
1270
0:52:27,523 --> 0:52:29,801
- ...what do you want to say?
- Um...
1271
0:52:33,11 --> 0:52:34,427
Well, I wrote her a song.
1272
0:52:34,565 --> 0:52:35,738
- Oh, snap.
- No.
1273
0:52:35,876 --> 0:52:37,430
Sing it.
1274
0:52:37,568 --> 0:52:38,741
I don't have a... don't-don't
have a guitar, so...
1275
0:52:38,879 --> 0:52:41,227
Oh, no, we can sort that.
Cheryl?
1276
0:52:41,365 --> 0:52:43,574
- Yeah?
- Can we get a guitar, please?
1277
0:52:43,712 --> 0:52:45,196
- Yep.
- Thank you.
1278
0:52:45,334 --> 0:52:46,715
That's all right.
That's all right, Cheryl.
1279
0:52:46,853 --> 0:52:48,165
No, it's fine. It's her job.
1280
0:52:48,303 --> 0:52:49,683
Hey, hey.
1281
0:52:49,821 --> 0:52:51,547
We're getting the song!
We're getting the song!
1282
0:52:51,685 --> 0:52:53,618
- She's actually excited.
- She's got a guitar.
1283
0:52:53,756 --> 0:52:55,310
-She's--
-Oh, my gosh.
1284
0:52:55,448 --> 0:52:57,243
- Um...
-Go on, Owen.
1285
0:52:57,381 --> 0:52:59,866
This could be a bit, like,
rusty. I-I don't know.
1286
0:53:0,4 --> 0:53:1,557
No, no, the song will be great.
1287
0:53:1,695 --> 0:53:3,387
You sure?
1288
0:53:4,836 --> 0:53:6,769
All right.
1289
0:53:15,882 --> 0:53:17,884
That's, like, cringe.
1290
0:53:20,680 --> 0:53:23,338
♪ If I run fast enough ♪
1291
0:53:23,476 --> 0:53:27,273
♪ Into the future,
call your bluff ♪
1292
0:53:27,411 --> 0:53:30,34
♪ 'Cause space and time's
a circle ♪
1293
0:53:30,172 --> 0:53:33,71
- ♪ Then I could catch you up ♪
-Oh, God.
1294
0:53:33,210 --> 0:53:35,73
Ah, yeah.
1295
0:53:35,212 --> 0:53:37,835
♪ Tap your shoulder
off the cuff ♪
1296
0:53:37,973 --> 0:53:42,288
♪ I've been a thousand
different people ♪
1297
0:53:42,426 --> 0:53:43,806
♪ And I've been talking ♪
1298
0:53:43,944 --> 0:53:45,394
Oh, my gosh, he's amazing.
1299
0:53:45,532 --> 0:53:47,638
♪ My future was so long ago ♪
1300
0:53:47,776 --> 0:53:52,436
♪ You find me asking
for the opening line ♪
1301
0:53:52,574 --> 0:53:55,784
♪ I should've known,
and I never told you ♪
1302
0:53:55,922 --> 0:53:59,63
♪ About the mold
that climbs my walls ♪
1303
0:53:59,201 --> 0:54:1,928
♪ And how I think
I saw your face ♪
1304
0:54:2,66 --> 0:54:5,69
♪ In a little cluster
down the hall ♪
1305
0:54:6,622 --> 0:54:10,592
♪ If only I could call. ♪
1306
0:54:14,837 --> 0:54:16,839
That's all I have right now.
1307
0:54:18,772 --> 0:54:20,291
What a guy!
1308
0:54:20,429 --> 0:54:21,637
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa!
1309
0:54:21,775 --> 0:54:23,467
Good luck with that, Owen.
1310
0:54:23,605 --> 0:54:25,469
Thank you so much
for joining us today. - Boo!
1311
0:54:25,607 --> 0:54:26,746
That concludes this week's episode.
1312
0:54:26,884 --> 0:54:27,816
It was definitely...
1313
0:54:27,954 --> 0:54:29,266
Well, that were undignified.
1314
0:54:29,404 --> 0:54:30,405
- Was it?
- Martin.
1315
0:54:30,543 --> 0:54:31,509
Okay, thank you, Owen.
1316
0:54:31,647 --> 0:54:32,648
The true freedom in this life
1317
0:54:32,786 --> 0:54:33,615
is knowing you're cringe
1318
0:54:33,753 --> 0:54:35,168
and doing it anyway.
1319
0:54:35,306 --> 0:54:37,101
That guy is free.
1320
0:54:37,239 --> 0:54:38,723
I've been Laura Lewis.
1321
0:54:38,861 --> 0:54:41,795
He's been controversial.
1322
0:54:41,933 --> 0:54:44,867
And follow us for more.
1323
0:54:45,5 --> 0:54:46,973
I need to talk about
this email dude!
1324
0:54:47,111 --> 0:54:48,319
He's won me over.
1325
0:54:48,457 --> 0:54:49,458
I mean, I'd like to be
serenaded.
1326
0:54:49,596 --> 0:54:51,357
He literally hacked the system.
1327
0:54:51,495 --> 0:54:53,635
- I'm team Get the Girl.
- It's the year of the yearners.
1328
0:54:53,773 --> 0:54:56,534
Can we just stop fetishizing
white boys playing guitar?
1329
0:54:56,672 --> 0:54:58,778
Sea levels are rising.
1330
0:54:58,916 --> 0:55:0,124
Long-lost Gallagher brother
sets off
1331
0:55:0,262 --> 0:55:1,470
chain reaction
of shame and carnage.
1332
0:55:1,608 --> 0:55:3,161
He seemed like
a decent guy to me.
1333
0:55:3,300 --> 0:55:5,509
This is a guitar tutorial
for Email Guy's song.
1334
0:55:5,647 --> 0:55:7,925
♪ cc: Emily, baby ♪
1335
0:55:8,63 --> 0:55:10,65
♪ Take a chill pill
like a Xanax... ♪
1336
0:55:10,203 --> 0:55:12,32
All I am saying is
that he is a very good singer.
1337
0:55:12,170 --> 0:55:14,207
- It was like Ed Sheeran.
- I thought it was quite cute.
1338
0:55:14,345 --> 0:55:16,830
But if Ed Sheeran was
on Watchdog.
1339
0:55:16,968 --> 0:55:19,5
Let's keep watching
this chaos unfold.
1340
0:55:19,143 --> 0:55:22,491
♪ I'm the bad guy. ♪
1341
0:55:23,630 --> 0:55:25,494
That's...
1342
0:55:25,632 --> 0:55:26,978
- Hello.
- Two.
1343
0:55:27,116 --> 0:55:28,877
Okay.
1344
0:55:29,15 --> 0:55:31,51
That is, um...
1345
0:55:31,189 --> 0:55:32,501
Straight, straight,
straight, straight.
1346
0:55:32,639 --> 0:55:34,123
-I am.
- What are you pair doing?
1347
0:55:34,261 --> 0:55:37,541
I think we got a buyer.
Come on.
1348
0:55:37,679 --> 0:55:39,612
But, uh, I'm triple-checking
the width of everything
1349
0:55:39,750 --> 0:55:41,268
because they're saying
the plans are wrong.
1350
0:55:41,407 --> 0:55:42,891
You sure that's what
we want to do, yeah?
1351
0:55:43,29 --> 0:55:44,858
- Yeah.
- Like, that's what we're gonna do,
1352
0:55:44,996 --> 0:55:46,515
just sell to the first person
1353
0:55:46,653 --> 0:55:48,103
like it's the most casual thing
in the world, yeah?
1354
0:55:48,241 --> 0:55:49,553
- Yeah.
- Really?
1355
0:55:49,691 --> 0:55:50,864
She wanted us to stay
in the house.
1356
0:55:51,2 --> 0:55:52,314
No, Mum wanted us to sell up
1357
0:55:52,452 --> 0:55:54,5
so we can use the money
for ourselves.
1358
0:55:54,143 --> 0:55:55,697
No, I don't want any money.
That's not what I want.
1359
0:55:55,835 --> 0:55:58,44
- Oh.
- Nobody needs money. That's not--
1360
0:55:58,182 --> 0:55:59,494
Oh, yeah, really mature.
1361
0:55:59,632 --> 0:56:1,81
That's good doing that
right now, innit? Yeah.
1362
0:56:1,219 --> 0:56:2,842
- Really funny.
- I'll measure you in a minute.
1363
0:56:2,980 --> 0:56:4,15
- What are you, about that?
- Oh, yeah. Ah, dead funny.
1364
0:56:4,153 --> 0:56:5,258
- About that?
- Trying to have
1365
0:56:5,396 --> 0:56:6,604
a serious conversation
with you,
1366
0:56:6,742 --> 0:56:7,536
and you're doing that.
Just stop!
1367
0:56:9,573 --> 0:56:10,746
Owen!
1368
0:56:13,197 --> 0:56:14,750
Hang on a minute.
1369
0:56:14,888 --> 0:56:16,580
I'm getting a phone call.
1370
0:56:19,237 --> 0:56:20,446
Hello?
1371
0:56:22,275 --> 0:56:23,794
What, are you sure
that's a good idea?
1372
0:56:23,932 --> 0:56:25,589
Whatever it is, it's not
gonna be a good idea, is it?
1373
0:56:25,727 --> 0:56:26,935
Oh, yeah.
1374
0:56:30,214 --> 0:56:32,285
Yeah. All right, okay.
1375
0:56:32,423 --> 0:56:34,252
I'll see you then, then, yeah?
1376
0:56:34,391 --> 0:56:36,358
All right. Bye. Bye.
1377
0:56:36,496 --> 0:56:39,499
Uh, can we talk
about this properly?
1378
0:56:39,637 --> 0:56:42,502
No. I got to go and meet every
Emily that's enrolled at uni.
1379
0:56:42,640 --> 0:56:43,952
Told you.
1380
0:56:44,90 --> 0:56:46,92
There's a party.
She might be there.
1381
0:56:46,230 --> 0:56:47,749
Listen, just stop measuring
things, all right?
1382
0:56:47,887 --> 0:56:49,336
Some things can't be measured.
1383
0:56:50,890 --> 0:56:52,236
All houses can be measured.
1384
0:56:52,374 --> 0:56:54,583
I think he meant sentimentally.
1385
0:56:56,67 --> 0:56:57,137
Oh.
1386
0:56:57,275 --> 0:56:59,381
♪ Start again ♪
1387
0:56:59,519 --> 0:57:1,72
♪ Shut the blinds ♪
1388
0:57:1,210 --> 0:57:4,628
♪ I swear the rhythm
'bout to save my life ♪
1389
0:57:4,766 --> 0:57:7,907
♪ Now it's 11:59 ♪
1390
0:57:8,45 --> 0:57:9,667
♪ We're on the edge ♪
1391
0:57:9,805 --> 0:57:11,704
♪ Of a Saturday night ♪
1392
0:57:11,842 --> 0:57:13,395
♪ Start again... ♪
1393
0:57:13,533 --> 0:57:15,777
Okay, this definitely
wasn't a good idea.
1394
0:57:15,915 --> 0:57:17,468
Okay, oh,
you're a bit close there.
1395
0:57:17,606 --> 0:57:20,471
Uh, right, just stay calm,
stay calm, stay calm.
1396
0:57:20,609 --> 0:57:23,60
♪ 11:59 ♪
1397
0:57:23,198 --> 0:57:26,753
♪ We're on the edge
of a Saturday night... ♪
1398
0:57:26,891 --> 0:57:28,134
Here we go.
1399
0:57:28,272 --> 0:57:29,584
Save us a piece of that, babe.
1400
0:57:29,722 --> 0:57:31,102
Olives?
1401
0:57:31,240 --> 0:57:32,759
Does anyone want olives?
1402
0:57:34,278 --> 0:57:35,762
I think that might be her.
1403
0:57:35,900 --> 0:57:37,315
Yeah, behind you. Over there.
1404
0:57:37,454 --> 0:57:38,662
Oh.
1405
0:57:38,800 --> 0:57:40,42
Do you have one
with goat's cheese?
1406
0:57:40,180 --> 0:57:42,528
Come on. Put them in here.
1407
0:57:42,666 --> 0:57:44,150
Come with me.
1408
0:57:44,288 --> 0:57:45,910
♪ No more hiding my face... ♪
1409
0:57:48,50 --> 0:57:49,776
Thank you.
1410
0:57:49,914 --> 0:57:51,226
-All right, I'm just...
- Oh, there's no allergens?
1411
0:57:51,364 --> 0:57:52,572
Uh, I'm lactose intolerant,
so...
1412
0:57:52,710 --> 0:57:54,229
-Sorry.
- Okay.
1413
0:57:54,367 --> 0:57:56,334
♪ I got a hot date
with my mistake... ♪
1414
0:57:56,473 --> 0:57:57,612
Oh, wait.
1415
0:57:57,750 --> 0:57:59,337
She's there.
1416
0:57:59,476 --> 0:58:0,684
In the red thing with
the pigtails. The pigtails!
1417
0:58:0,822 --> 0:58:3,31
Where's the garlic sauce?
1418
0:58:3,169 --> 0:58:4,446
♪ Winding my waist ♪
1419
0:58:4,584 --> 0:58:6,172
♪ Spin back and roll it,
roll it ♪
1420
0:58:6,310 --> 0:58:8,70
♪ In my bag now,
Birkin, hold it... ♪
1421
0:58:8,208 --> 0:58:9,451
That is not a road-safe helmet.
1422
0:58:9,589 --> 0:58:10,866
Yeah, no, I-I got it from...
1423
0:58:13,869 --> 0:58:16,251
He's here!
Somebody call the police!
1424
0:58:16,389 --> 0:58:18,391
Ah, no police
at the Palmers' party house!
1425
0:58:18,529 --> 0:58:20,289
- He's gonna kill someone!
- Whoa, hey, hey, whoa, whoa!
1426
0:58:20,427 --> 0:58:22,602
I'm not gonna kill anybody!
1427
0:58:22,740 --> 0:58:24,86
My mum's gonna kill me.
1428
0:58:29,989 --> 0:58:31,991
Run straight, man!
1429
0:58:32,129 --> 0:58:33,648
You're gonna be sorry, Owen!
1430
0:58:33,786 --> 0:58:35,166
Oh, my God,
he's so fit, though.
1431
0:58:35,304 --> 0:58:36,236
My type.
1432
0:58:36,374 --> 0:58:38,66
Wait, how is this my fault?
1433
0:58:38,204 --> 0:58:39,654
Because I just gave you
the helmet,
1434
0:58:39,792 --> 0:58:41,379
I gave you the pizzas,
and all you had to do
1435
0:58:41,518 --> 0:58:43,209
was just go in there
and tell me which one she was.
1436
0:58:43,347 --> 0:58:44,728
Yeah, and all you had to do was
understand basic hand gestures.
1437
0:58:44,866 --> 0:58:46,764
- It ain't hard.
- Right.
1438
0:58:46,902 --> 0:58:49,767
Maybe I would've
understood them if they weren't like this.
1439
0:58:49,905 --> 0:58:51,458
Are you done,
or you want to keep going? - No, I'm not.
1440
0:58:51,597 --> 0:58:53,253
- I'm not at the part...
- Oh, you want to keep going.
1441
0:58:53,391 --> 0:58:54,358
- Okay, okay.
- ...where you ran off screaming!
1442
0:58:54,496 --> 0:58:56,153
Well, what am I supposed to do?
1443
0:58:56,291 --> 0:58:58,17
What am I supposed to do,
stand there and fight, yeah?
1444
0:58:58,155 --> 0:59:0,295
Ah, great, that'll look good in
tomorrow's papers, wouldn't it?
1445
0:59:0,433 --> 0:59:2,918
"Psycho stalker
disguised as disco pizza guy
1446
0:59:3,56 --> 0:59:4,575
smacks up a hundred Emilys."
Great.
1447
0:59:4,713 --> 0:59:6,25
Oh, you think you could
smack up a hundred Emilys?
1448
0:59:6,163 --> 0:59:7,95
Ah, yeah, I-I knew
you were gonna say that.
1449
0:59:7,233 --> 0:59:8,717
And, no, I don't, actually.
1450
0:59:8,855 --> 0:59:9,407
I have what's known in boxing
as a glass chin.
1451
0:59:9,546 --> 0:59:10,926
You box?
1452
0:59:11,64 --> 0:59:12,238
- Nah, I've just got a chin.
-Guys!
1453
0:59:12,376 --> 0:59:13,619
- Hello?
- Fancy two-for-one drinks
1454
0:59:13,757 --> 0:59:15,275
or one-pound shots
at Night and Day?
1455
0:59:15,413 --> 0:59:16,932
- Live band till 1:00.
- Yeah.
1456
0:59:17,70 --> 0:59:18,347
Oh, these are actually great.
1457
0:59:18,485 --> 0:59:19,314
They used to be
our support band.
1458
0:59:19,452 --> 0:59:20,626
Do you want to go?
1459
0:59:20,764 --> 0:59:23,318
I, uh,
I-I have some work to do,
1460
0:59:23,456 --> 0:59:25,9
- but-but you should go.
- All right, boring.
1461
0:59:25,147 --> 0:59:26,735
- You go.
- Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I'll go.
1462
0:59:26,873 --> 0:59:28,944
Yeah, sound. Night out
on my own. Thanks a lot.
1463
0:59:29,82 --> 0:59:30,774
Ruin my life back there
and then send me out on my own.
1464
0:59:30,912 --> 0:59:32,292
- Great.
- Fine, fine. Okay, I'll come.
1465
0:59:32,430 --> 0:59:34,53
- Let's go, then.
- I haven't ruined your life.
1466
0:59:34,191 --> 0:59:35,882
-You have ruined it.
-No, I haven't.
1467
0:59:36,20 --> 0:59:37,228
Oh, listen.
Let's just talk about this
1468
0:59:37,366 --> 0:59:38,885
- over a drink.
-Okay, fine.
1469
0:59:39,23 --> 0:59:40,577
- Over a one-pound shot.
- I'm not having that discussion
1470
0:59:40,715 --> 0:59:41,888
- we just had back there now.
-Okay, great.
1471
0:59:42,26 --> 0:59:43,441
-All right.
-Fine.
1472
0:59:43,580 --> 0:59:44,995
Talk about
what's happened there in here.
1473
0:59:45,133 --> 0:59:48,205
♪ The bay, the bay
remains the same ♪
1474
0:59:48,343 --> 0:59:53,831
♪ The bay, the bay,
and it means nothing ♪
1475
0:59:53,969 --> 0:59:56,385
♪ In any other life ♪
1476
0:59:56,523 --> 0:59:59,354
♪ I'd choose you every time ♪
1477
1:0:0,976 --> 1:0:3,910
♪ And any other day,
I'd stay and I'd wait... ♪
1478
1:0:5,153 --> 1:0:7,465
- You good?
- So good.
1479
1:0:7,604 --> 1:0:8,950
So good.
1480
1:0:9,88 --> 1:0:10,572
They're so good.
1481
1:0:10,710 --> 1:0:11,780
All right, Manchester,
we're W.H. Lung.
1482
1:0:11,918 --> 1:0:12,781
How you doing?
1483
1:0:14,645 --> 1:0:16,958
- Going to the front. Let's go.
- Oh, okay.
1484
1:0:36,184 --> 1:0:38,186
♪ Hand me the flower ♪
1485
1:0:38,324 --> 1:0:41,16
♪ I'll hand you my sun ♪
1486
1:0:41,154 --> 1:0:43,329
♪ And we'll have the ocean ♪
1487
1:0:43,467 --> 1:0:46,332
♪ In the joining of our palms ♪
1488
1:0:46,470 --> 1:0:48,403
♪ You give me the freedom ♪
1489
1:0:48,541 --> 1:0:50,681
♪ To offer up my song ♪
1490
1:0:50,819 --> 1:0:54,29
♪ Feel like I had
my eyes shut ♪
1491
1:0:54,167 --> 1:0:57,205
♪ For so long, for so long ♪
1492
1:0:57,343 --> 1:0:58,620
Yes, mate. You all right?
How you doing?
1493
1:0:58,758 --> 1:1:0,622
- Yeah, yeah, good, yeah. Yeah.
- Good.
1494
1:1:0,760 --> 1:1:2,348
Come up onstage.
Yeah, come up onstage with us. - Nah, nah.
1495
1:1:2,486 --> 1:1:5,420
Come onstage with us. Come on.
1496
1:1:5,558 --> 1:1:7,318
Yes, mate, you all right?
You remember this one? Yeah?
1497
1:1:7,456 --> 1:1:10,183
This lad is one of our finest!
Give it up!
1498
1:1:12,496 --> 1:1:13,877
Take it away, baby.
1499
1:1:38,591 --> 1:1:41,594
♪ I'm learning how to walk
with you ♪
1500
1:1:41,732 --> 1:1:44,10
♪ Like it's the last thing
that I'll ever do ♪
1501
1:1:44,148 --> 1:1:46,254
♪ I'm learning how to walk
with you ♪
1502
1:1:46,392 --> 1:1:49,291
♪ It's the last thing
that I'll ever do ♪
1503
1:1:49,429 --> 1:1:51,52
♪ I'm learning how to walk
with you ♪
1504
1:1:51,190 --> 1:1:53,330
♪ Like it's the last thing
that I'll ever do ♪
1505
1:1:53,468 --> 1:1:55,746
- Ow!
-Sorry, love. You all right?
1506
1:1:55,884 --> 1:1:57,472
♪ I'm learning how to walk
with you ♪
1507
1:1:57,610 --> 1:2:0,751
♪ It's the last thing
that I'll ever, ever do ♪
1508
1:2:0,889 --> 1:2:2,891
You okay?
1509
1:2:3,29 --> 1:2:5,100
- All right, let's go, let's go.
-Okay.
1510
1:2:11,900 --> 1:2:13,453
- Ow.
- Just be gentle, gentle.
1511
1:2:13,591 --> 1:2:15,214
- Uh-huh.
- Gentle with it. Gentle.
1512
1:2:15,352 --> 1:2:17,388
Only press it gentle.
1513
1:2:17,526 --> 1:2:19,425
- Uh, gently.
- Yeah, I am.
1514
1:2:20,426 --> 1:2:21,427
Ah.
1515
1:2:22,739 --> 1:2:24,775
- You okay?
- How do I look?
1516
1:2:26,259 --> 1:2:28,296
- 'Angin.
- What's that?
1517
1:2:28,434 --> 1:2:30,125
It's like, your face,
it knocks me sick.
1518
1:2:30,263 --> 1:2:31,748
Thanks.
1519
1:2:31,886 --> 1:2:33,301
Cut looks good, though.
1520
1:2:33,439 --> 1:2:35,96
Proper hard.
1521
1:2:35,234 --> 1:2:36,649
Ow. Ow.
1522
1:2:36,787 --> 1:2:38,168
Please don't make me laugh.
1523
1:2:38,306 --> 1:2:39,928
I didn't know I could.
1524
1:2:51,906 --> 1:2:54,287
- Do you want this?
- Nah. I'm okay.
1525
1:2:54,425 --> 1:2:55,841
- Looks good.
- Just-just press it back on there.
1526
1:2:55,979 --> 1:2:57,118
Got blood on it.
1527
1:3:4,263 --> 1:3:7,956
You can't have
more than 100% water.
1528
1:3:8,94 --> 1:3:9,509
- What do you mean?
- You can't.
1529
1:3:9,647 --> 1:3:11,28
What about like 200%, then?
1530
1:3:11,166 --> 1:3:12,823
What are you saying?
1531
1:3:12,961 --> 1:3:14,445
Like, I'm just enjoying
the kebab.
1532
1:3:14,583 --> 1:3:15,930
Ow.
1533
1:3:16,68 --> 1:3:18,139
Just wondering if you were
for blue or red.
1534
1:3:18,277 --> 1:3:19,899
Quite important to know that.
1535
1:3:20,935 --> 1:3:22,591
Go, blue.
1536
1:3:26,43 --> 1:3:27,769
In a past life,
I was definitely, like,
1537
1:3:27,907 --> 1:3:29,944
a medieval farmhand,
and I had like seven
1538
1:3:30,82 --> 1:3:31,566
little sickly children...
1539
1:3:31,704 --> 1:3:33,50
-Ah, chicken!
- ...with, like, little booties.
1540
1:3:33,188 --> 1:3:34,983
Can I get
two chicken burgers, mate?
1541
1:3:35,121 --> 1:3:36,743
And if you deliver,
can you take her home?
1542
1:3:36,882 --> 1:3:38,193
-We don't do any burgers.
- Take her home, then.
1543
1:3:38,331 --> 1:3:40,57
Oh, you don't do
chicken burgers?
1544
1:3:40,195 --> 1:3:42,163
They want chicken burgers.
They can get just an order...
1545
1:3:42,301 --> 1:3:43,750
You can always get, like,
1546
1:3:43,889 --> 1:3:45,338
just normal kebab meat
and get it in a pita.
1547
1:3:45,476 --> 1:3:47,513
- What? Who asked you?
- I bet he works here.
1548
1:3:47,651 --> 1:3:49,377
No, I don't work here.
I was just saying.
1549
1:3:49,515 --> 1:3:50,896
I don't want any chicken burger.
1550
1:3:51,34 --> 1:3:52,656
I didn't want any--
Thank you, mate.
1551
1:3:52,794 --> 1:3:54,175
That's very nice of you...
1552
1:3:54,313 --> 1:3:55,521
I was just saying,
like, I just thought...
1553
1:3:55,659 --> 1:3:56,936
Are you all right?
1554
1:3:57,74 --> 1:3:59,42
You some kind of hard lad?
1555
1:3:59,180 --> 1:4:0,629
- What do you mean?
- Who likes hitting women?
1556
1:4:0,767 --> 1:4:2,286
- What?
- Do you? Is that what you want to do?
1557
1:4:2,424 --> 1:4:3,978
Do you like hitting women?!
1558
1:4:4,116 --> 1:4:5,289
- No, no, no, no, no!
- Do you know what that is?!
1559
1:4:6,843 --> 1:4:8,361
It's okay, it's okay.
1560
1:4:8,499 --> 1:4:9,707
No, no, no. It wasn't,
it wasn't him, it wasn't him.
1561
1:4:9,846 --> 1:4:11,502
It was s--
it was something else.
1562
1:4:11,640 --> 1:4:12,849
It was an accident at the club,
and some guy ran into me.
1563
1:4:12,987 --> 1:4:14,367
- It's-it's fine. Don't worry.
- Right.
1564
1:4:14,505 --> 1:4:16,266
- Yeah?
- I'm okay, really.
1565
1:4:16,404 --> 1:4:17,750
But thank you.
1566
1:4:17,888 --> 1:4:19,614
This, uh,
this lad is actually--
1567
1:4:19,752 --> 1:4:21,512
he's a really,
he's a really good one.
1568
1:4:21,650 --> 1:4:22,686
- Okay?
- Right.
1569
1:4:22,824 --> 1:4:24,550
- Right.
- And he's-he's got a...
1570
1:4:24,688 --> 1:4:26,241
he's got a glass chin.
1571
1:4:26,379 --> 1:4:27,967
And actually-- come on.
1572
1:4:28,105 --> 1:4:30,970
If you just, like,
listen to his heart,
1573
1:4:31,108 --> 1:4:33,455
you can, you can hear...
1574
1:4:33,593 --> 1:4:35,733
- Pure weird this.
- It is a bit weird, innit?
1575
1:4:35,872 --> 1:4:36,907
- Yeah.
-Babe.
1576
1:4:37,45 --> 1:4:38,667
What?
1577
1:4:38,805 --> 1:4:41,360
- It sounds like...
- His heartbeat.
1578
1:4:41,498 --> 1:4:43,224
Like Cardi B!
1579
1:4:43,362 --> 1:4:45,571
- Carl who?
- Ah, amazing.
1580
1:4:45,709 --> 1:4:47,607
-Who's Carl B?
- How have you done that, mate?
1581
1:4:47,745 --> 1:4:48,850
- Come on.
-Wow.
1582
1:4:48,988 --> 1:4:50,231
Sorry.
1583
1:4:52,474 --> 1:4:53,682
Wow.
1584
1:4:54,649 --> 1:4:56,823
Okay.
1585
1:4:58,135 --> 1:5:0,586
You have got to get
back into music.
1586
1:5:0,724 --> 1:5:2,139
You're so good!
1587
1:5:2,277 --> 1:5:3,969
And I know I said that already.
1588
1:5:4,107 --> 1:5:4,935
- Say it again. Say it again.
- Okay, I'll say it again.
1589
1:5:5,73 --> 1:5:6,833
- You're so good.
- Ah.
1590
1:5:6,972 --> 1:5:9,8
- I want to watch your band.
- Nah.
1591
1:5:9,146 --> 1:5:10,872
- Yes.
- Nah, nah, nah.
1592
1:5:11,10 --> 1:5:12,425
There's no getting that band
back together. - Ugh.
1593
1:5:12,563 --> 1:5:14,669
Two lads joined another one,
and, you know.
1594
1:5:14,807 --> 1:5:16,257
I did some really bad open mics
for a bit,
1595
1:5:16,395 --> 1:5:17,741
but then obviously
my mum got ill
1596
1:5:17,879 --> 1:5:19,329
and I had to pay for treatment,
and now...
1597
1:5:19,467 --> 1:5:20,986
Yeah. I don't know.
1598
1:5:21,124 --> 1:5:22,884
There's no money, like,
in music anyway, is there?
1599
1:5:23,22 --> 1:5:25,59
So... yeah.
1600
1:5:25,197 --> 1:5:26,819
How long ago did your mom...
1601
1:5:26,957 --> 1:5:30,478
Uh... 364 days.
1602
1:5:33,239 --> 1:5:35,586
- Yeah.
- I'm so sorry.
1603
1:5:35,724 --> 1:5:37,588
Thanks.
1604
1:5:37,726 --> 1:5:39,176
You know, afterwards,
1605
1:5:39,314 --> 1:5:41,178
I-I had this obsession
with death for a bit.
1606
1:5:41,316 --> 1:5:43,836
But I'm-I'm over that now.
I got, I'm just...
1607
1:5:43,974 --> 1:5:46,632
you know, looking at life
instead of death.
1608
1:5:48,565 --> 1:5:50,118
That's me.
1609
1:5:51,326 --> 1:5:53,432
Nice. Nice place.
1610
1:5:53,570 --> 1:5:55,365
You really didn't
have to walk me home.
1611
1:5:55,503 --> 1:5:57,263
Ah, what happens
if I get jumped again?
1612
1:5:57,401 --> 1:5:58,540
You're my protection,
ain't you?
1613
1:5:58,678 --> 1:5:59,679
Yes, that-that is true.
1614
1:5:59,817 --> 1:6:1,509
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
1615
1:6:1,647 --> 1:6:2,855
Don't want that
happening, do I? -: No.
1616
1:6:2,993 --> 1:6:3,994
Oh, my God, that's Email Guy.
1617
1:6:4,132 --> 1:6:6,893
- No way. Is it?
- All right.
1618
1:6:7,32 --> 1:6:8,67
- It is?
- Shh.
1619
1:6:8,205 --> 1:6:9,758
He'll hear you.
1620
1:6:9,896 --> 1:6:12,589
Well, anyway, I better
get going before I hear them.
1621
1:6:12,727 --> 1:6:14,487
- Yeah.
- You shouldn't have let me do that podcast.
1622
1:6:14,625 --> 1:6:16,317
Well, I told you not to.
1623
1:6:16,455 --> 1:6:18,457
Yeah, but you weren't
very convincing, were you?
1624
1:6:18,595 --> 1:6:20,942
- Love makes you do mad things.
- Nah.
1625
1:6:21,80 --> 1:6:22,392
I wasn't doing it for love.
1626
1:6:22,530 --> 1:6:24,83
I was doing it for me,
clear my name and that.
1627
1:6:24,221 --> 1:6:25,602
Well, didn't you say
it was love at first sight?
1628
1:6:25,740 --> 1:6:28,294
Uh, I don't think so.
1629
1:6:28,432 --> 1:6:30,917
Anyway, a lot's happened
since first sight, hasn't it?
1630
1:6:33,679 --> 1:6:35,922
Yeah.
1631
1:6:36,61 --> 1:6:37,545
All right, uh...
1632
1:6:37,683 --> 1:6:38,995
Night, then, Emily.
1633
1:6:39,133 --> 1:6:40,686
- I'll, uh...
- Oh.
1634
1:6:42,412 --> 1:6:44,172
-Night.
- Yeah. See you later.
1635
1:6:44,310 --> 1:6:45,518
- Don't get jumped.
- Nah, I'm gonna run.
1636
1:6:45,656 --> 1:6:47,555
- Okay.
- See ya.
1637
1:6:47,693 --> 1:6:49,522
♪ But now you're in my way ♪
1638
1:6:49,660 --> 1:6:50,937
♪ Your stare was holding ♪
1639
1:6:51,76 --> 1:6:52,905
♪ Ripped jeans,
skin was showing ♪
1640
1:6:53,43 --> 1:6:54,562
♪ Hot night, wind was blowing ♪
1641
1:6:54,700 --> 1:6:57,254
♪ Where you think
you're going, baby? ♪
1642
1:6:57,392 --> 1:7:1,465
♪ Hey, I just met you,
and this is crazy ♪
1643
1:7:1,603 --> 1:7:5,366
♪ But here's my number,
so call me maybe ♪
1644
1:7:5,504 --> 1:7:9,956
♪ It's hard to look right
at you, baby ♪
1645
1:7:10,95 --> 1:7:11,648
♪ But here's my number ♪
1646
1:7:11,786 --> 1:7:13,374
♪ So call me maybe ♪
1647
1:7:13,512 --> 1:7:15,617
♪ Hey, I just met you ♪
1648
1:7:15,755 --> 1:7:16,825
♪ And this is craz-- ♪
1649
1:7:16,963 --> 1:7:18,758
♪ Hey, I just met you ♪
1650
1:7:18,896 --> 1:7:20,588
♪ And this is crazy... ♪
1651
1:7:20,726 --> 1:7:21,727
We are live.
1652
1:7:21,865 --> 1:7:22,866
We are here on campus.
1653
1:7:23,4 --> 1:7:24,281
Tensions are really rising.
1654
1:7:24,419 --> 1:7:26,421
Emilys are gathering
in the masses.
1655
1:7:26,559 --> 1:7:27,940
And we want to know
what you think.
1656
1:7:28,78 --> 1:7:30,253
Do you think he's a sexy pest
or a sex pest?
1657
1:7:30,391 --> 1:7:31,909
Vote in the Instagram poll.
1658
1:7:32,48 --> 1:7:34,498
The dean is about to speak.
1659
1:7:34,636 --> 1:7:37,294
The safety of our students
is our number one priority.
1660
1:7:37,432 --> 1:7:40,125
We are well aware
of the recent security breach
1661
1:7:40,263 --> 1:7:41,954
committed by
a junior member of staff
1662
1:7:42,92 --> 1:7:44,163
who was on
probationary employment.
1663
1:7:44,301 --> 1:7:46,959
I can report his position
within our institution
1664
1:7:47,97 --> 1:7:49,444
has been terminated
with immediate effect.
1665
1:8:9,326 --> 1:8:11,121
Quite the stunt, Raine.
1666
1:8:11,259 --> 1:8:13,192
What do you mean?
1667
1:8:13,330 --> 1:8:14,918
Get this right,
and the Donegan position
1668
1:8:15,56 --> 1:8:16,920
is surely gonna be yours.
1669
1:8:18,59 --> 1:8:20,751
15 hours to write this up
and deliver.
1670
1:8:20,889 --> 1:8:22,408
You must be thrilled.
1671
1:8:55,890 --> 1:8:57,409
Don't think he's done
anything stupid, do you?
1672
1:8:57,547 --> 1:8:59,135
When has he ever done something
that isn't stupid?
1673
1:8:59,273 --> 1:9:1,482
Matt.
1674
1:9:1,620 --> 1:9:3,173
Let's stop worrying.
1675
1:9:3,311 --> 1:9:5,37
Look, I know my brother,
all right?
1676
1:9:5,175 --> 1:9:6,832
Like, he'll be in a field
somewhere shouting at the sky,
1677
1:9:6,970 --> 1:9:8,178
being all melodramatic,
1678
1:9:8,316 --> 1:9:9,352
and he'll probably write
a song about it.
1679
1:9:9,490 --> 1:9:11,768
Owen.
1680
1:9:11,906 --> 1:9:13,287
Owen.
1681
1:9:13,425 --> 1:9:15,12
Thank God. Are you all right?
Where are you?
1682
1:9:16,428 --> 1:9:17,843
I'm, uh...
1683
1:9:19,258 --> 1:9:21,53
Uh, I'm in the Peak District.
1684
1:9:21,191 --> 1:9:23,20
What did I tell you?
He written a song?
1685
1:9:23,159 --> 1:9:25,22
Are you okay?
1686
1:9:25,161 --> 1:9:26,714
Look, uh, listen.
1687
1:9:26,852 --> 1:9:29,406
I'm... I'm not gonna have
any money this month.
1688
1:9:29,544 --> 1:9:31,684
- Uh...
- That's-that's okay.
1689
1:9:31,822 --> 1:9:33,686
It's not.
It's not okay, though, is it?
1690
1:9:33,824 --> 1:9:35,585
I...
1691
1:9:35,723 --> 1:9:37,414
I just wanted to stay in the
house, and I thought maybe I...
1692
1:9:37,552 --> 1:9:38,691
I know, Owen. I know.
1693
1:9:38,829 --> 1:9:40,935
But, um...
1694
1:9:41,73 --> 1:9:42,626
it has to happen.
1695
1:9:42,764 --> 1:9:46,78
And... we really need
your help with this.
1696
1:9:47,424 --> 1:9:49,81
You know, we can't
stay here forever.
1697
1:9:50,393 --> 1:9:52,602
I was supposed to be
sorting my life out...
1698
1:9:52,740 --> 1:9:54,224
you know, for you guys,
and, you know,
1699
1:9:54,362 --> 1:9:56,364
I promised her
that I'd be all right, and...
1700
1:9:57,848 --> 1:9:59,298
...instead I'm just some melt
1701
1:9:59,436 --> 1:10:2,59
that can't hold down a job
and just...
1702
1:10:2,198 --> 1:10:4,96
can't see when a girl's
trying to run away from me.
1703
1:10:4,234 --> 1:10:5,994
Nah, that was,
that was a mix-up.
1704
1:10:6,132 --> 1:10:8,342
Was it?
Is that what you believe, yeah?
1705
1:10:8,480 --> 1:10:9,826
Well, why didn't
she reply, then?
1706
1:10:9,964 --> 1:10:11,448
She got the email.
1707
1:10:11,586 --> 1:10:13,312
I mean, one word would've
just ended all of this.
1708
1:10:13,450 --> 1:10:15,280
There are a million reasons
why she didn't reply.
1709
1:10:15,418 --> 1:10:17,730
- You don't know her.
- I do know her. I do.
1710
1:10:17,868 --> 1:10:20,112
No, you don't.
She's a stranger, Owen.
1711
1:10:20,250 --> 1:10:21,286
Anyway, it takes
like two minutes
1712
1:10:21,424 --> 1:10:22,632
to reply to an email, don't it?
1713
1:10:22,770 --> 1:10:24,289
You're making this
all about you.
1714
1:10:24,427 --> 1:10:26,705
A relationship is two people
1715
1:10:26,843 --> 1:10:29,17
with their own specifically
complicated shit going on
1716
1:10:29,155 --> 1:10:31,399
just trying their best.
1717
1:10:31,537 --> 1:10:35,196
It's relentlessly
disappointing and...
1718
1:10:35,334 --> 1:10:37,129
- imperfect and...
- All right?
1719
1:10:39,131 --> 1:10:40,684
...and magical.
1720
1:10:40,822 --> 1:10:43,342
But everyone thinks
I'm an idiot now.
1721
1:10:43,480 --> 1:10:45,482
- No one thinks that.
- They do think that.
1722
1:10:45,620 --> 1:10:47,622
One website called me
a rapist virgin.
1723
1:10:47,760 --> 1:10:49,624
Not an idiot, though.
1724
1:10:51,247 --> 1:10:53,973
Look, you're gonna find someone
who gets it, gets you.
1725
1:10:54,111 --> 1:10:56,10
Yeah, well, I thought I had.
1726
1:10:56,148 --> 1:10:57,598
There isn't just one.
1727
1:10:58,737 --> 1:11:0,152
Look, stay where you are.
1728
1:11:0,290 --> 1:11:2,534
Matt's gonna come pick you up.
1729
1:11:2,672 --> 1:11:4,743
And drop him a pin.
1730
1:11:4,881 --> 1:11:6,745
All right. Bye.
1731
1:11:7,780 --> 1:11:8,919
Bye.
1732
1:11:50,616 --> 1:11:52,825
If she was looking down
on us now...
1733
1:11:55,483 --> 1:11:56,829
...what do you think she'd say?
1734
1:11:56,967 --> 1:11:58,728
Probably,
"Give over, you soft shite."
1735
1:11:58,866 --> 1:12:0,764
"Give over, you soft shite."
Yeah.
1736
1:12:7,184 --> 1:12:8,358
Right, put it on.
1737
1:12:8,496 --> 1:12:10,153
Nah.
1738
1:12:12,466 --> 1:12:13,812
- You're gonna do it anyway.
- Yeah.
1739
1:12:13,950 --> 1:12:15,572
Great.
1740
1:12:17,781 --> 1:12:19,196
Come on.
1741
1:12:19,335 --> 1:12:20,543
Ugh.
1742
1:12:23,822 --> 1:12:25,996
♪ What are words worth? Words ♪
1743
1:12:26,134 --> 1:12:28,482
♪ Words in papers,
words in books ♪
1744
1:12:28,620 --> 1:12:30,35
♪ Words on TV,
words for crooks ♪
1745
1:12:30,173 --> 1:12:32,106
♪ Words of comfort,
words of peace ♪
1746
1:12:32,244 --> 1:12:34,39
♪ Words to make
the fighting cease ♪
1747
1:12:34,177 --> 1:12:36,352
♪ Words to tell you
what to do ♪
1748
1:12:36,490 --> 1:12:37,939
♪ Words are working hard
for you ♪
1749
1:12:38,77 --> 1:12:40,45
♪ Eat your words
but don't go hungry ♪
1750
1:12:40,183 --> 1:12:41,943
♪ Words have always
nearly hung me ♪
1751
1:12:42,81 --> 1:12:43,980
♪ A ram sam sam,
a ram sam sam ♪ -
1752
1:12:44,118 --> 1:12:45,809
♪ Guli guli guli guli
ram sam sam ♪
1753
1:12:45,947 --> 1:12:47,639
♪ Hi kye yay,
yippie yi kye yay ♪
1754
1:12:47,777 --> 1:12:50,124
♪ Awoo awoo ayee kie chi' ♪
1755
1:12:51,436 --> 1:12:53,230
♪ What are words worth? ♪
1756
1:12:55,405 --> 1:12:57,890
♪ What are words worth? Words ♪
1757
1:12:58,28 --> 1:12:59,236
♪ Words of nuance,
words of skill... ♪
1758
1:12:59,375 --> 1:13:1,307
You don't know this bit,
do you?
1759
1:13:1,446 --> 1:13:3,551
♪ Words are stupid, words are fun ♪
1760
1:13:3,689 --> 1:13:5,519
♪ Words can put you
on the run ♪
1761
1:13:5,657 --> 1:13:7,244
♪ French, French, French ♪
1762
1:13:7,383 --> 1:13:8,832
♪ French, French, French,
Frenchy, Frenchy ♪
1763
1:13:8,970 --> 1:13:10,247
♪ Frenchy, Frenchy,
French, French, French ♪
1764
1:13:10,386 --> 1:13:11,732
♪ A ram sam sam,
a ram sam sam ♪
1765
1:13:11,870 --> 1:13:13,319
♪ Guli guli guli guli
ram sam sam ♪
1766
1:13:13,458 --> 1:13:15,218
♪ Hi kye yay,
yippie yi kye yay ♪
1767
1:13:15,356 --> 1:13:17,600
♪ Awoo awoo ayee kie chi' ♪
1768
1:13:18,946 --> 1:13:20,292
♪ What are words worth? ♪
1769
1:14:10,446 --> 1:14:11,447
You're not unemployed.
1770
1:14:11,585 --> 1:14:13,34
You're fun-employed.
1771
1:14:13,172 --> 1:14:15,174
Let's be positive.
We're gonna get you a job.
1772
1:14:15,312 --> 1:14:16,866
Are you that virgin
that stalked the girl
1773
1:14:17,4 --> 1:14:18,281
- at the university?
-I wasn't stalking her.
1774
1:14:18,419 --> 1:14:19,696
I'm not a virgin, either.
1775
1:14:19,834 --> 1:14:21,387
- Slept with people before.
- How many?
1776
1:14:21,526 --> 1:14:23,113
- Just, uh...
- Oh, don't answer that, Owen.
1777
1:14:23,251 --> 1:14:25,530
Is that a standard
interview question?
1778
1:14:25,668 --> 1:14:28,153
Nah. Got to have
your own moped.
1779
1:14:28,291 --> 1:14:31,570
♪ It was easy to see that
it was one of your lies... ♪
1780
1:14:31,708 --> 1:14:33,986
What about that guy over there?
He looks like the manager.
1781
1:14:34,124 --> 1:14:36,23
You want standard
interview questions?
1782
1:14:36,161 --> 1:14:37,542
Who was the sound engineer
1783
1:14:37,680 --> 1:14:38,543
on Led Zeppelin's
Houses of the Holy?
1784
1:14:38,681 --> 1:14:39,854
Eddie Kramer.
1785
1:14:39,992 --> 1:14:41,304
"The Day the Music Died"
refers to
1786
1:14:41,442 --> 1:14:42,961
the tragic death
of which three artists?
1787
1:14:43,99 --> 1:14:44,790
Buddy Holly, Ritchie Valens
and The Big Bopper.
1788
1:14:44,928 --> 1:14:46,378
Sugababes' "Push the Button,"
what year was it released?
1789
1:14:46,516 --> 1:14:47,828
- 2005.
- How many people have you slept with?
1790
1:14:47,966 --> 1:14:49,277
Two.
1791
1:14:49,415 --> 1:14:51,72
♪ You take me out this way... ♪
1792
1:14:51,210 --> 1:14:52,522
- You should talk to him.
- All right.
1793
1:14:52,660 --> 1:14:55,42
Yeah, no, don't take that.
Keep that here.
1794
1:14:55,180 --> 1:14:56,871
Yeah, I'm gonna pick that up.
1795
1:14:57,9 --> 1:14:57,872
I'm gonna round that
down to zero. - OWEN: What?
1796
1:14:58,10 --> 1:14:58,839
And I'm not hiring.
1797
1:14:58,977 --> 1:15:0,703
Come on.
1798
1:15:0,841 --> 1:15:2,601
- Let's get a drink.
- Nah.
1799
1:15:2,739 --> 1:15:4,258
- It's on me.
- All right.
1800
1:15:4,396 --> 1:15:5,673
A clash steeped in tradition...
1801
1:15:5,811 --> 1:15:7,675
So, like, this Donegan thing,
1802
1:15:7,813 --> 1:15:9,366
you've made the short list.
That's-that's amazing.
1803
1:15:9,505 --> 1:15:11,507
I still have to get a first
in my dissertation,
1804
1:15:11,645 --> 1:15:14,268
but, uh, but, yeah, it's cool.
1805
1:15:14,406 --> 1:15:16,442
What's your dissertation about?
1806
1:15:18,583 --> 1:15:20,205
Uh, nothing.
1807
1:15:20,343 --> 1:15:21,862
Nothing.
It's, uh, it's-it's boring.
1808
1:15:22,966 --> 1:15:25,72
Doubt that.
1809
1:15:25,210 --> 1:15:27,937
I am excited, though, not just
'cause it'd get me a work visa,
1810
1:15:28,75 --> 1:15:30,664
but I just... yeah,
I really like it, you know?
1811
1:15:30,802 --> 1:15:32,873
Helping people
figure themselves out.
1812
1:15:38,154 --> 1:15:41,19
Your mum must be proud.
Are you guys close?
1813
1:15:41,157 --> 1:15:42,641
Yeah.
1814
1:15:42,779 --> 1:15:45,57
Well, we talk a lot, you know.
We-- I just--
1815
1:15:45,195 --> 1:15:47,301
I couldn't tell you what about.
1816
1:15:47,439 --> 1:15:50,511
She's got really into, like,
telling me local news
1817
1:15:50,649 --> 1:15:53,445
from countries
that neither of us are in.
1818
1:15:53,583 --> 1:15:55,965
I don't know where she gets
this stuff, but, like...
1819
1:15:56,103 --> 1:15:58,968
like, "There's been a salad
contamination in Hamburg."
1820
1:15:59,106 --> 1:16:0,279
Did you know that?
1821
1:16:0,417 --> 1:16:1,936
- Well, might be useful, though.
- Yeah.
1822
1:16:2,74 --> 1:16:4,594
We don't really have
deep conversations, I guess,
1823
1:16:4,732 --> 1:16:8,80
and, yeah, I just stopped
trying to start them.
1824
1:16:9,806 --> 1:16:11,946
You know, I always felt closest
to my mum when we were just
1825
1:16:12,84 --> 1:16:15,225
shouting at the telly, like
answers at Wheel of Fortune.
1826
1:16:17,124 --> 1:16:18,677
90 Day Fiancéfor me.
1827
1:16:18,815 --> 1:16:20,576
Nice.
1828
1:16:22,60 --> 1:16:24,441
Excuse me. I was just wondering
if you were hiring..
1829
1:16:38,110 --> 1:16:39,595
Can we get a jalfrezi
or something?
1830
1:16:39,733 --> 1:16:41,355
I'm so hungry right now.
1831
1:16:41,493 --> 1:16:43,633
Do you know what? I actually
cook half-decent curry.
1832
1:16:43,771 --> 1:16:45,324
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
1833
1:16:45,462 --> 1:16:47,154
I live dead close by.
Do you want to come over?
1834
1:16:47,292 --> 1:16:48,845
Cook for you. Uh, to pay you
back for the pints and that.
1835
1:16:48,983 --> 1:16:49,950
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
1836
1:16:50,88 --> 1:16:51,434
Yeah, sounds great, yeah.
1837
1:16:51,572 --> 1:16:53,643
Oh, we can watch
that, uh, new documentary,
1838
1:16:53,781 --> 1:16:55,300
um, about the-the murder
1839
1:16:55,438 --> 1:16:56,957
in the underground
origami championships,
1840
1:16:57,95 --> 1:16:59,476
In Fold Blood.
1841
1:17:0,650 --> 1:17:2,825
What? What is it?
1842
1:17:2,963 --> 1:17:5,34
- It's her.
- Who?
1843
1:17:5,172 --> 1:17:6,656
Amelie.
1844
1:17:6,794 --> 1:17:8,244
Her name's Amelie.
1845
1:17:8,382 --> 1:17:9,797
That's why she didn't reply,
1846
1:17:9,935 --> 1:17:11,143
'cause she didn't get
the email, did she?
1847
1:17:11,281 --> 1:17:13,801
- Got her name wrong.
-What?
1848
1:17:15,320 --> 1:17:17,425
- Well, how do you know?
- Look.
1849
1:17:17,563 --> 1:17:19,220
"Hi. I think you've
been trying to contact me.
1850
1:17:19,358 --> 1:17:21,498
My name's Amelie. I'm..."
1851
1:17:21,637 --> 1:17:23,708
My God, she wants
to meet you tonight.
1852
1:17:23,846 --> 1:17:26,296
- That's...
- Now what am I supposed to do?
1853
1:17:27,297 --> 1:17:29,265
Well, you go. I mean...
1854
1:17:29,403 --> 1:17:31,267
Yeah, it's... Amelie.
1855
1:17:31,405 --> 1:17:32,855
I mean, that's-that's...
1856
1:17:32,993 --> 1:17:35,581
that's what all this
has been for, right?
1857
1:17:35,720 --> 1:17:37,307
Yeah, I mean,
what, like, wh-what is it?
1858
1:17:37,445 --> 1:17:39,344
Is it a date or what?
Like, I don't know.
1859
1:17:39,482 --> 1:17:41,484
What am I supposed to say,
something like that?
1860
1:17:41,622 --> 1:17:44,211
- Wh-What am I supposed to wear?
- Your green checked shirt.
1861
1:17:46,696 --> 1:17:47,973
- I should probably...
- Yeah.
1862
1:17:48,111 --> 1:17:49,250
Uh, do you want,
you want-- Sorry.
1863
1:17:49,388 --> 1:17:51,11
Uh, do you want to...
1864
1:17:51,149 --> 1:17:53,82
Like, how you gonna get
that jalfrezi, though?
1865
1:17:53,220 --> 1:17:54,739
You, uh, do you want to...
1866
1:17:54,877 --> 1:17:56,879
I'll just, I'll...
I'll get takeaway.
1867
1:17:57,17 --> 1:17:59,502
- It's-it's-it's fine.
- Are you sure?
1868
1:17:59,640 --> 1:18:0,745
Yeah.
1869
1:18:0,883 --> 1:18:2,954
Okay.
1870
1:18:3,92 --> 1:18:5,94
She's gonna love you.
1871
1:18:6,682 --> 1:18:8,373
Yeah.
1872
1:18:8,511 --> 1:18:9,961
Go. Go on.
1873
1:18:10,99 --> 1:18:11,376
Are you okay getting back
and that?
1874
1:18:11,514 --> 1:18:12,584
- Like, you know the way?
- Y-Yeah, yeah.
1875
1:18:12,722 --> 1:18:14,448
- You sure? Yeah?
-Sure.
1876
1:18:14,586 --> 1:18:16,277
All right.
1877
1:18:16,415 --> 1:18:17,416
Okay, go.
Go get her. - All right.
1878
1:18:17,554 --> 1:18:19,591
Go get her.
1879
1:18:40,405 --> 1:18:41,924
What the hell is that?
1880
1:18:42,62 --> 1:18:44,340
It's, uh...
well, it was supposed to say,
1881
1:18:44,478 --> 1:18:45,962
"Sorry for being a..."
1882
1:18:46,100 --> 1:18:49,379
uh, but I-I ran out of icing.
1883
1:18:49,517 --> 1:18:51,899
I thought you'd find it funny.
1884
1:18:53,867 --> 1:18:55,385
But you don't.
1885
1:18:59,907 --> 1:19:2,82
I actually am really sorry.
1886
1:19:2,220 --> 1:19:5,499
Well, I'm not the one
that needs an arsehole cake.
1887
1:19:5,637 --> 1:19:7,984
Have you told Owen?
1888
1:19:8,122 --> 1:19:10,228
No.
1889
1:19:10,366 --> 1:19:11,470
I will soon.
1890
1:19:12,471 --> 1:19:13,921
Fun update, though.
1891
1:19:14,59 --> 1:19:17,476
Um, Amelie with an "A"
just texted him and said
1892
1:19:17,614 --> 1:19:19,306
she does want to go on a date.
1893
1:19:19,444 --> 1:19:20,963
Sor-- Amelie?
1894
1:19:21,101 --> 1:19:22,343
You're f-- you're kidding.
1895
1:19:22,481 --> 1:19:25,933
Which is... excellent.
1896
1:19:26,71 --> 1:19:28,142
Is it?
1897
1:19:28,280 --> 1:19:29,454
Yeah.
1898
1:19:37,151 --> 1:19:38,774
Okay, come here.
1899
1:19:38,912 --> 1:19:40,154
Come here.
1900
1:19:42,881 --> 1:19:44,124
I'm so sorry.
1901
1:19:46,885 --> 1:19:48,818
-What?
- I love you.
1902
1:19:48,956 --> 1:19:50,130
I love you.
1903
1:19:53,650 --> 1:19:55,583
Are you getting married
or something?
1904
1:19:55,721 --> 1:19:58,0
Like, how much did I miss?
1905
1:19:58,138 --> 1:20:0,381
Honey, it's the,
it's the leavers' ball tonight.
1906
1:20:2,349 --> 1:20:3,729
Right. Yeah.
1907
1:20:3,868 --> 1:20:5,628
- Sorry, I forgot.
- Oh, shush. Just...
1908
1:20:8,493 --> 1:20:11,427
Mm. Do you know what I've got
the biggest urge to do?
1909
1:20:11,565 --> 1:20:13,84
I designed it
with that in mind.
1910
1:20:13,222 --> 1:20:15,500
- Oh, my God, really?
- Yes.
1911
1:20:24,543 --> 1:20:25,648
That's disgusting.
1912
1:20:25,786 --> 1:20:26,856
It's mousse.
1913
1:20:29,65 --> 1:20:30,549
Mmm.
1914
1:20:32,103 --> 1:20:34,243
Think I'm pretty?
1915
1:20:34,381 --> 1:20:36,797
♪ If I reinvent myself ♪
1916
1:20:36,935 --> 1:20:39,179
♪ Every time I feel the need ♪
1917
1:20:39,317 --> 1:20:42,320
♪ Are they bored
of it by now? ♪
1918
1:20:44,632 --> 1:20:48,705
♪ I wanted them to be ♪
1919
1:20:48,844 --> 1:20:53,676
♪ Infatuated by me... ♪
1920
1:20:53,814 --> 1:20:55,91
- Hi.
- Hi.
1921
1:20:55,229 --> 1:20:56,610
Sorry I'm late.
1922
1:20:56,748 --> 1:20:58,543
Took me about two weeks
to get here.
1923
1:20:58,681 --> 1:21:0,269
Yeah, two weeks, exactly.
1924
1:21:0,407 --> 1:21:2,788
Better late than pregnant.
1925
1:21:2,927 --> 1:21:4,204
What?
1926
1:21:4,342 --> 1:21:5,722
Sorry.
1927
1:21:5,861 --> 1:21:8,622
Um, I make dad jokes
when I'm nervous.
1928
1:21:8,760 --> 1:21:10,451
Actually, that's not even
a dad joke.
1929
1:21:10,589 --> 1:21:11,763
That's from The Golden Girls,
who you probably have
1930
1:21:11,901 --> 1:21:13,282
no idea about,
and I can't claim
1931
1:21:13,420 --> 1:21:14,939
I've watched it myself,
but I've seen the meme.
1932
1:21:15,77 --> 1:21:16,872
Okay.
1933
1:21:17,10 --> 1:21:18,390
I'm gonna go out
and come back in again.
1934
1:21:18,528 --> 1:21:20,82
No, no, it's fine.
1935
1:21:20,220 --> 1:21:21,738
It's fine, it's fine,
it's fine, it's fine, honestly.
1936
1:21:21,877 --> 1:21:22,981
I-I got you a beer.
It might be a little bit,
1937
1:21:23,119 --> 1:21:25,432
little bit warm now, but yeah.
1938
1:21:25,570 --> 1:21:27,192
Oh, I saw you got sacked.
1939
1:21:28,745 --> 1:21:30,299
Yeah. Yeah, but you know what?
1940
1:21:30,437 --> 1:21:32,94
I'm better-better off
out of that place anyway.
1941
1:21:32,232 --> 1:21:34,406
Do you know what I mean?
Well, not-not financially or...
1942
1:21:36,374 --> 1:21:37,720
...or professionally.
I'm just...
1943
1:21:37,858 --> 1:21:40,240
But hey, I'm fun-employed,
living life.
1944
1:21:40,378 --> 1:21:43,450
Is that, is that how you, like,
heard about this or...?
1945
1:21:43,588 --> 1:21:44,934
No, I saw the interview.
1946
1:21:45,72 --> 1:21:46,867
Right.
1947
1:21:47,5 --> 1:21:48,973
All right, okay.
1948
1:21:49,111 --> 1:21:50,595
Why didn't you say anything?
1949
1:21:50,733 --> 1:21:51,907
Don't know.
1950
1:21:52,45 --> 1:21:53,529
Um...
1951
1:21:53,667 --> 1:21:55,393
I was away at the start.
1952
1:21:55,531 --> 1:21:57,84
When I came back,
1953
1:21:57,222 --> 1:21:59,776
it just felt like
it had become this huge thing.
1954
1:21:59,915 --> 1:22:1,744
Yeah.
1955
1:22:1,882 --> 1:22:5,265
And everyone was
looking for me, and it was all just...
1956
1:22:6,922 --> 1:22:8,268
...a bit much.
1957
1:22:8,406 --> 1:22:10,684
Nah, yeah.
Yeah, I could-could imagine.
1958
1:22:10,822 --> 1:22:13,135
It's all,
it's all been a bit...
1959
1:22:13,273 --> 1:22:14,550
it's all been a bit mad.
1960
1:22:16,690 --> 1:22:18,278
Good evening, MCU.
How we doing tonight?
1961
1:22:19,486 --> 1:22:21,350
♪ I wanna know ♪
1962
1:22:21,488 --> 1:22:23,352
♪ Since you've been gone ♪
1963
1:22:23,490 --> 1:22:25,768
♪ Have I been on ♪
1964
1:22:25,906 --> 1:22:28,12
♪ Your mind? ♪
1965
1:22:28,150 --> 1:22:31,912
♪ 'Cause there's still
something only we see ♪
1966
1:22:32,50 --> 1:22:33,983
♪ Don't talk ♪
1967
1:22:34,121 --> 1:22:36,192
♪ I'd have to run
to kiss your mouth ♪
1968
1:22:36,330 --> 1:22:39,955
♪ There's a reason why ♪
1969
1:22:40,93 --> 1:22:43,268
♪ I never returned your calls ♪
1970
1:22:43,406 --> 1:22:45,753
♪ I wish I could
forget it all... ♪
1971
1:22:45,891 --> 1:22:47,824
Amelie.
1972
1:22:47,963 --> 1:22:50,379
I mean, what...
what is she, French? What kind of name is that?
1973
1:22:50,517 --> 1:22:53,278
I mean,
it's-it's pretty similar to yours, to be honest.
1974
1:22:53,416 --> 1:22:55,971
And to get in touch
after all this time,
1975
1:22:56,109 --> 1:22:58,939
like, I mean, why, you know?
1976
1:22:59,77 --> 1:23:0,561
And the Electric Shuffle,
1977
1:23:0,699 --> 1:23:1,700
I mean, who suggests that
as a meeting place?
1978
1:23:1,838 --> 1:23:4,669
It's-it's so... organized fun,
1979
1:23:4,807 --> 1:23:6,395
and-and-and the lighting
is terrible,
1980
1:23:6,533 --> 1:23:8,431
and they have those fruity
beers, which he'll hate...
1981
1:23:8,569 --> 1:23:9,915
Okay, just stop. Stop.
1982
1:23:10,54 --> 1:23:11,987
Listen. Stop, please.
1983
1:23:13,229 --> 1:23:15,231
I know why you are helping him.
1984
1:23:15,369 --> 1:23:16,922
Yeah?
1985
1:23:20,305 --> 1:23:22,273
You're into that soft lad,
aren't you?
1986
1:23:22,411 --> 1:23:23,999
Yeah.
1987
1:23:24,137 --> 1:23:26,208
- No. No.
- Yeah, look at you. Yeah.
1988
1:23:26,346 --> 1:23:28,451
No, I'm not,
I'm not into anyone, okay?
1989
1:23:28,589 --> 1:23:31,385
I just... I actually have
a whole spiel about
1990
1:23:31,523 --> 1:23:34,250
how romantic attachment is
an evolutionary hangover.
1991
1:23:34,388 --> 1:23:36,701
I'm not gonna get into it right
now, but I'll probably just,
1992
1:23:36,839 --> 1:23:38,737
uh, sleep with this guy, so...
1993
1:23:38,875 --> 1:23:39,911
Sweet.
1994
1:23:40,49 --> 1:23:41,775
I'm Callum.
1995
1:23:41,913 --> 1:23:45,227
♪ My eyes align ♪
1996
1:23:45,365 --> 1:23:47,574
♪ With you ♪
1997
1:23:48,954 --> 1:23:52,61
♪ You're on my side ♪
1998
1:23:52,199 --> 1:23:56,583
♪ And I'm all truth ♪
1999
1:23:56,721 --> 1:23:59,379
♪ A metaphor, our fight ♪
2000
1:23:59,517 --> 1:24:0,794
♪ Now I'd be gone
for weeks... ♪
2001
1:24:0,932 --> 1:24:2,416
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa.
2002
1:24:2,554 --> 1:24:4,660
Stay, fragile tower of glass.
2003
1:24:4,798 --> 1:24:6,282
Stay.
2004
1:24:6,420 --> 1:24:8,353
Why do they have this?
2005
1:24:8,491 --> 1:24:10,355
This is playing with fire.
2006
1:24:14,704 --> 1:24:17,845
You decided what you're doing
after graduation yet?
2007
1:24:17,983 --> 1:24:21,90
It's all hanging
in the balance.
2008
1:24:21,228 --> 1:24:22,781
Terribly exciting.
2009
1:24:25,577 --> 1:24:27,786
Well, you'll be okay.
2010
1:24:27,924 --> 1:24:29,926
I-I never worry about you.
2011
1:24:31,825 --> 1:24:33,861
There was
a time when I wanted so much
2012
1:24:33,999 --> 1:24:36,140
- for you to worry about me.
- Sorry?
2013
1:24:36,278 --> 1:24:37,313
What? No, no, no.
2014
1:24:37,451 --> 1:24:38,970
I meant
I-I don't worry because,
2015
1:24:39,108 --> 1:24:41,455
you know, you're brilliant,
and you're clever,
2016
1:24:41,593 --> 1:24:43,319
and, you know, things
always work out for you.
2017
1:24:43,457 --> 1:24:46,150
You're a phoenix rising and...
2018
1:24:46,288 --> 1:24:49,325
Are we good?
You seem displeased.
2019
1:24:49,463 --> 1:24:51,51
At me.
2020
1:24:51,189 --> 1:24:52,846
I am. I am displeased.
2021
1:24:52,984 --> 1:24:56,712
I'm-I'm...
I'm displeased at myself.
2022
1:24:57,782 --> 1:24:59,680
Shit. I'm-I'm...
2023
1:25:0,819 --> 1:25:2,787
I think I made things weird,
and, you know,
2024
1:25:2,925 --> 1:25:4,478
I was trying
to make things okay,
2025
1:25:4,616 --> 1:25:7,240
and then I didn't,
and, you know, I don't know.
2026
1:25:7,378 --> 1:25:8,655
I'm...
2027
1:25:8,793 --> 1:25:10,1
I'm sorry.
2028
1:25:10,139 --> 1:25:12,279
And I'm sorry for these words.
2029
1:25:12,417 --> 1:25:14,592
Puke.
2030
1:25:15,765 --> 1:25:17,767
Honestly, Tristan,
it, uh, it...
2031
1:25:20,149 --> 1:25:21,978
It doesn't matter.
2032
1:25:23,497 --> 1:25:26,293
♪ You're just a flight away ♪
2033
1:25:26,431 --> 1:25:29,538
♪ You give me that love talk ♪
2034
1:25:29,676 --> 1:25:31,850
♪ Only made me feel worse ♪
2035
1:25:31,988 --> 1:25:35,406
♪ I hate leaving the town
that owns me ♪
2036
1:25:35,544 --> 1:25:40,342
♪ Tonight your mind will be
love talk, love talk. ♪
2037
1:26:5,505 --> 1:26:6,885
...neck-deep in the ecosystem
2038
1:26:7,23 --> 1:26:9,474
of ancient Caledonian
pine trees.
2039
1:26:9,612 --> 1:26:10,579
I study geography.
2040
1:26:10,717 --> 1:26:11,821
Um...
2041
1:26:11,959 --> 1:26:13,375
Yeah, I love pine trees, me.
2042
1:26:14,997 --> 1:26:16,447
Did you ever want to go to uni?
2043
1:26:16,585 --> 1:26:17,724
Wasn't ever really a choice.
2044
1:26:17,862 --> 1:26:19,760
It was just, like...
2045
1:26:19,898 --> 1:26:21,762
I had no money,
and I-I didn't go to college.
2046
1:26:21,900 --> 1:26:23,350
I'm not really very academic.
2047
1:26:23,488 --> 1:26:25,76
But I've heard
there's different types
2048
1:26:25,214 --> 1:26:26,698
of, like, intelligence
and stuff, so...
2049
1:26:26,836 --> 1:26:28,44
Yeah, there are actually seven,
I think. My-my...
2050
1:26:28,183 --> 1:26:30,702
Oh, my God. It's you.
2051
1:26:30,840 --> 1:26:33,188
- What do you mean?
- You're the Email Guy, right?
2052
1:26:34,223 --> 1:26:35,431
Yeah.
2053
1:26:35,569 --> 1:26:37,985
Wait, are you Emily?
Like, the Emily?
2054
1:26:38,123 --> 1:26:40,367
- My name's Amelie.
- Amelie. Cool. Funny.
2055
1:26:40,505 --> 1:26:41,989
You know what?
2056
1:26:42,127 --> 1:26:43,715
- I need to tell the others.
-Nah, you don't.
2057
1:26:43,853 --> 1:26:46,28
- You don't need to tell anyone.
- Like-- Emilys! Guys!
2058
1:26:46,166 --> 1:26:47,926
- Sorry. I'm really sorry.
- There's a bunch of us here.
2059
1:26:48,64 --> 1:26:49,756
And thank you, by the way.
We all met at the party.
2060
1:26:55,762 --> 1:26:58,903
♪ Easy to tell,
is it easy to tell? ♪
2061
1:27:12,434 --> 1:27:16,23
So, uh, I think that's a cue
to call it a night, yeah?
2062
1:27:17,24 --> 1:27:18,785
Maybe another time.
2063
1:27:22,237 --> 1:27:26,655
Listen, I'm, uh, I'm really
sorry about, like, everything.
2064
1:27:26,793 --> 1:27:28,415
It's all just been a bit...
2065
1:27:28,553 --> 1:27:30,106
I never should've...
2066
1:27:30,245 --> 1:27:31,901
It's-it's cool.
2067
1:27:32,902 --> 1:27:34,421
Yeah. Yeah.
2068
1:27:37,562 --> 1:27:39,978
Right, well, maybe get yourself
a bodyguard.
2069
1:27:41,14 --> 1:27:42,602
Yeah. Yeah.
2070
1:27:42,740 --> 1:27:44,466
Right. See you around.
2071
1:27:44,604 --> 1:27:47,469
Yeah, that's, uh, way less
likely than you think, but...
2072
1:27:49,125 --> 1:27:50,748
Gonna be okay
getting home, yeah?
2073
1:28:23,850 --> 1:28:25,230
Come on.
2074
1:28:30,97 --> 1:28:33,238
Emily? Emily?
2075
1:28:33,377 --> 1:28:35,793
Oh, my God, shut up, mate!
2076
1:28:40,38 --> 1:28:41,316
Right.
2077
1:28:42,731 --> 1:28:44,595
-Stop it. Stop.
-Oh, crap.
2078
1:28:44,733 --> 1:28:46,493
Oi! Oi, oi, oi!
What are you doing?
2079
1:28:46,631 --> 1:28:49,807
Uh, just, uh, uh...
2080
1:28:49,945 --> 1:28:51,49
I don't know.
2081
1:28:51,187 --> 1:28:54,294
Owen! Oh, my God, bro!
2082
1:28:54,432 --> 1:28:55,813
- I love you.
- Thanks.
2083
1:28:55,951 --> 1:28:57,573
Ch-Cheers, man. Cheers. Thanks.
2084
1:28:57,711 --> 1:28:59,161
Are you trying
to break into the flat?
2085
1:28:59,299 --> 1:29:1,301
Uh... nah.
2086
1:29:1,439 --> 1:29:2,751
Nah, this is, uh...
2087
1:29:2,889 --> 1:29:4,649
I'm-I'm looking,
I'm looking for-for Emily.
2088
1:29:4,787 --> 1:29:6,410
She-she-she said
she lives in...
2089
1:29:6,548 --> 1:29:8,101
- Our flat. Our flat.
- ...in that one maybe.
2090
1:29:8,239 --> 1:29:10,34
- "Our flat"? Wh-- Oh.
- Hi.
2091
1:29:10,172 --> 1:29:11,346
- Nice to meet you.
- Yeah.
2092
1:29:11,484 --> 1:29:13,2
By the way,
she left just before us,
2093
1:29:13,140 --> 1:29:14,659
so she'll be back
probably, like, any minute.
2094
1:29:14,797 --> 1:29:16,523
- But shall we go inside?
- Y-Yeah, if that's okay.
2095
1:29:16,661 --> 1:29:17,835
Were you about to climb
the drainpipe?
2096
1:29:17,973 --> 1:29:19,8
Ah, yeah,
I was thinking about it.
2097
1:29:19,146 --> 1:29:20,734
Incredible scenes.
2098
1:29:24,876 --> 1:29:25,912
Do you want me
to take my shoes off, or...?
2099
1:29:26,50 --> 1:29:27,120
- No.
- Nah, you're good, man.
2100
1:29:27,258 --> 1:29:29,364
- All right.
- You're good.
2101
1:29:29,502 --> 1:29:31,331
- Tea? Tea?
- Mm-hmm.
2102
1:29:31,469 --> 1:29:33,747
- Nah, I'm good.
- God, I need a chamomile.
2103
1:29:33,885 --> 1:29:35,231
Mwah.
2104
1:29:38,718 --> 1:29:40,547
Could I use your toilet,
actually, if that's all right?
2105
1:29:40,685 --> 1:29:42,377
Yeah, sure.
It's just to the left.
2106
1:29:42,515 --> 1:29:43,585
Thanks.
2107
1:29:45,207 --> 1:29:46,829
Oh, my God,
we're out of chamomile.
2108
1:29:46,967 --> 1:29:49,280
No, it's in the top.
2109
1:30:6,573 --> 1:30:8,126
"What is madness?"
2110
1:30:8,264 --> 1:30:10,266
"Romantic attachment
self-sabotaging..."
2111
1:30:20,691 --> 1:30:24,177
♪ Walk ♪
2112
1:30:24,315 --> 1:30:28,8
♪ In silence ♪
2113
1:30:28,146 --> 1:30:32,185
♪ Don't walk away ♪
2114
1:30:32,323 --> 1:30:36,361
♪ In silence ♪
2115
1:30:36,500 --> 1:30:40,435
♪ See the danger ♪
2116
1:30:40,573 --> 1:30:43,748
♪ Always danger ♪
2117
1:30:45,94 --> 1:30:48,891
♪ Endless talking ♪
2118
1:30:49,29 --> 1:30:53,33
♪ Life rebuilding ♪
2119
1:30:53,171 --> 1:30:55,657
♪ Don't walk away ♪
2120
1:30:55,795 --> 1:30:57,279
And obviously
she ain't gonna have
2121
1:30:57,417 --> 1:30:59,143
social media.
Anyway, she's too cool, so...
2122
1:30:59,281 --> 1:31:0,627
You can't
know everything about someone
2123
1:31:0,765 --> 1:31:2,318
- in 20 minutes.
-Yeah, but
2124
1:31:2,457 --> 1:31:3,803
you know everything
you need to know, don't you?
2125
1:31:3,941 --> 1:31:5,425
No, people only tell you
2126
1:31:5,563 --> 1:31:7,220
what they want you to know.
2127
1:31:7,358 --> 1:31:8,497
It's not
what about you say, though.
2128
1:31:8,635 --> 1:31:10,430
It's... it's-it's
about the vibe.
2129
1:31:10,568 --> 1:31:12,501
♪ Walk... ♪
2130
1:31:12,639 --> 1:31:15,228
My professor,
2131
1:31:15,366 --> 1:31:17,506
"Are we in love with
the people in our lives..." - Owen.
2132
1:31:17,644 --> 1:31:18,852
"...or just our projections
of them?"
2133
1:31:18,990 --> 1:31:19,819
Love isn't something
2134
1:31:19,957 --> 1:31:21,130
that should be studied.
2135
1:31:21,268 --> 1:31:22,166
Well, actually,
2136
1:31:22,304 --> 1:31:24,30
a lot of people study love.
2137
1:31:24,168 --> 1:31:25,894
No, man,
you can't look at it too long.
2138
1:31:26,32 --> 1:31:26,998
Otherwise it'll just
disappear. -
2139
1:31:27,136 --> 1:31:28,413
♪ Your confusion... ♪
2140
1:31:28,552 --> 1:31:30,830
Owen, I...
2141
1:31:30,968 --> 1:31:33,522
I was...
I was gonna tell you.
2142
1:31:33,660 --> 1:31:37,215
I actually, I-I... I went to
see you tonight to-to tell you.
2143
1:31:37,353 --> 1:31:38,872
It just started as this project
2144
1:31:39,10 --> 1:31:40,80
for my degree...
2145
1:31:40,218 --> 1:31:42,566
♪ Confronts and then dies ♪
2146
1:31:42,704 --> 1:31:44,568
♪ Don't walk away ♪
2147
1:31:48,917 --> 1:31:51,333
I wanted to tell you.
2148
1:31:51,471 --> 1:31:52,817
I was going to...
2149
1:32:9,144 --> 1:32:12,9
♪ People like you ♪
2150
1:32:12,147 --> 1:32:16,565
♪ Find it easy ♪
2151
1:32:16,703 --> 1:32:19,326
♪ Naked to see ♪
2152
1:32:19,464 --> 1:32:21,87
Um...
2153
1:32:21,225 --> 1:32:23,434
- I'm Emily. Is Owen here?
- ♪ Walking on air ♪
2154
1:32:23,572 --> 1:32:24,711
Uh, no.
2155
1:32:26,610 --> 1:32:28,508
- Thanks.
- ♪ Hunting by the rivers ♪
2156
1:32:28,646 --> 1:32:33,64
♪ Through the streets,
every corner ♪
2157
1:32:33,202 --> 1:32:36,551
♪ Abandoned too soon ♪
2158
1:32:36,689 --> 1:32:38,760
♪ Set down with due care ♪
2159
1:32:38,898 --> 1:32:40,624
Could you just
tell him that I'm really sor--
2160
1:32:40,762 --> 1:32:41,901
Mate, look, it's done.
2161
1:32:42,39 --> 1:32:43,661
It's actually done.
2162
1:32:43,799 --> 1:32:45,214
You messed it up.
2163
1:32:45,352 --> 1:32:46,388
Okay, enough.
2164
1:32:46,526 --> 1:32:49,460
♪ In silence ♪
2165
1:32:49,598 --> 1:32:54,85
♪ Don't walk away ♪
2166
1:32:54,223 --> 1:32:57,641
♪ In silence ♪
2167
1:32:57,779 --> 1:33:1,403
♪ Don't walk away. ♪
2168
1:33:54,456 --> 1:33:57,217
♪ Off, off, off, off,
off, off, off, off ♪
2169
1:33:57,355 --> 1:33:58,391
♪ Off, off, off... ♪
2170
1:33:58,529 --> 1:34:0,186
Come on.
2171
1:34:0,324 --> 1:34:1,601
Anna!
2172
1:34:1,739 --> 1:34:4,293
♪ Off, off, off,
off, off, off ♪
2173
1:34:4,431 --> 1:34:5,640
♪ Off with your head ♪
2174
1:34:7,158 --> 1:34:9,160
♪ Dance, dance
till you're dead ♪
2175
1:34:10,299 --> 1:34:13,26
♪ Heads will roll,
heads will roll ♪
2176
1:34:13,164 --> 1:34:15,650
♪ Heads will roll
on the floor ♪
2177
1:34:15,788 --> 1:34:17,479
♪ Off, off with your head ♪
2178
1:34:18,791 --> 1:34:21,207
♪ Dance, dance
till you're dead ♪
2179
1:34:22,277 --> 1:34:24,693
♪ Heads will roll,
heads will roll ♪
2180
1:34:24,831 --> 1:34:27,627
♪ Heads will roll
on the floor. ♪
2181
1:34:53,618 --> 1:34:55,690
-I mean, you got 92.
-You got a first?
2182
1:34:55,828 --> 1:34:56,967
It's just the written mark.
2183
1:34:57,105 --> 1:34:58,969
I still need to do
my presentation.
2184
1:34:59,107 --> 1:35:0,764
So?
You could literally go there,
2185
1:35:0,902 --> 1:35:2,213
take a
dump on the desk
2186
1:35:2,351 --> 1:35:4,940
- and still get a first or 92.
- Kyle.
2187
1:35:5,78 --> 1:35:7,115
Well, I'm not saying do that.
I'm just saying she could.
2188
1:35:8,875 --> 1:35:10,463
Hello. You've reached Owen.
2189
1:35:10,601 --> 1:35:12,396
Leave a message
after the beep. -
2190
1:35:12,534 --> 1:35:13,880
Okay, come on. There's-there's
got to be something we can do.
2191
1:35:14,18 --> 1:35:15,399
Here, have a fresh lemon.
There you go.
2192
1:35:17,435 --> 1:35:18,851
It's really nice.
No? Not the time?
2193
1:35:18,989 --> 1:35:21,992
Okay, Kyle, um, imagine
that I'd lied to you
2194
1:35:22,130 --> 1:35:25,443
and played a small but vital
role in making the whole world
2195
1:35:25,581 --> 1:35:27,480
think you're a psycho sex pest
and got you sacked.
2196
1:35:27,618 --> 1:35:29,171
How would I win back
your affection?
2197
1:35:29,309 --> 1:35:31,829
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
2198
1:35:31,967 --> 1:35:33,624
Gosh, it really is a tricky one.
2199
1:35:33,762 --> 1:35:35,315
Okay. Thanks, guys.
2200
1:35:35,453 --> 1:35:37,7
Super helpful.
2201
1:35:40,735 --> 1:35:42,253
Good morning.
2202
1:35:42,391 --> 1:35:44,290
Yes, that's right.
I'm Laura Lewis.
2203
1:35:44,428 --> 1:35:46,85
Today we're talking about
the ongoing destruction...
2204
1:35:46,223 --> 1:35:49,88
Actually, there's... there's
one more thing I can try.
2205
1:35:49,226 --> 1:35:51,21
Dean, we want to hear from you.
2206
1:35:51,159 --> 1:35:52,470
We've signed petitions.
2207
1:35:52,608 --> 1:35:54,162
We've held marches.
2208
1:35:54,300 --> 1:35:56,958
We want to know when
it will end. There is...
2209
1:35:57,96 --> 1:35:59,408
Sorry, just a small technical
going on here.
2210
1:35:59,546 --> 1:36:0,513
She's Emily.
2211
1:36:4,482 --> 1:36:8,141
Hi. I'm Laura Lewis, and
we are back with breaking news.
2212
1:36:8,279 --> 1:36:10,178
There are two sides
to every story.
2213
1:36:10,316 --> 1:36:12,456
And last week,
you'll remember our guest,
2214
1:36:12,594 --> 1:36:15,908
the infamous Owen, on his quest
to find dream girl Emily.
2215
1:36:16,46 --> 1:36:19,290
Today we are joined by
none other than Emily.
2216
1:36:19,428 --> 1:36:20,947
How is this still happening?
2217
1:36:21,85 --> 1:36:22,949
Emily, good to have you.
Welcome to the podcast.
2218
1:36:23,87 --> 1:36:25,193
- This is bad.
- This is not good.
2219
1:36:25,331 --> 1:36:27,609
Now, I just want to make
things clear, just to clarify.
2220
1:36:27,747 --> 1:36:31,268
You are not the Emily, are you?
Not dream girl Emily?
2221
1:36:31,406 --> 1:36:32,821
Uh, no.
2222
1:36:32,959 --> 1:36:34,512
No, fraid not.
2223
1:36:34,650 --> 1:36:36,825
From what you've just told me,
you are the Emily
2224
1:36:36,963 --> 1:36:39,69
who he trusted
to help him find her
2225
1:36:39,207 --> 1:36:42,969
and in the process was branded
a toxic incel?
2226
1:36:43,107 --> 1:36:44,695
A true crime Ed Sheeran?
2227
1:36:44,833 --> 1:36:46,248
A northern Don Juan?
2228
1:36:46,386 --> 1:36:47,732
The thirstiest man on campus...
2229
1:36:49,493 --> 1:36:51,46
-Dean.
- Do you see the sign?
2230
1:36:51,184 --> 1:36:52,876
- I'm on a bike break.
- You're gonna want to see this.
2231
1:36:53,14 --> 1:36:54,912
To what extent do you think
2232
1:36:55,50 --> 1:36:57,708
that his behavior actually
warranted this response?
2233
1:36:57,846 --> 1:36:59,330
Well, not-not at all.
2234
1:36:59,468 --> 1:37:1,539
I-I don't think
it's-it's warranted.
2235
1:37:1,677 --> 1:37:2,886
You feel at all responsible?
2236
1:37:3,24 --> 1:37:4,680
Very, yeah.
2237
1:37:4,819 --> 1:37:6,855
I've-I've been really selfish.
2238
1:37:6,993 --> 1:37:8,684
Look, he's blocked my number.
2239
1:37:8,823 --> 1:37:11,480
Oh, well, that sounds like
his first rational decision.
2240
1:37:11,618 --> 1:37:12,827
So, what were you
trying to prove by... - Please.
2241
1:37:12,965 --> 1:37:14,173
I'm-I'm just here
because I want
2242
1:37:14,311 --> 1:37:16,347
to apologize to him,
to everyone.
2243
1:37:16,485 --> 1:37:17,866
I know I've been an asshole.
2244
1:37:18,4 --> 1:37:19,247
No swearing, please.
We're pre-watershed.
2245
1:37:19,385 --> 1:37:21,387
Cheryl, the disclaimer.
2246
1:37:22,388 --> 1:37:24,355
Owen, if you're listening,
2247
1:37:24,493 --> 1:37:27,531
my final presentation
is tomorrow.
2248
1:37:27,669 --> 1:37:29,360
Please come.
2249
1:37:29,498 --> 1:37:32,501
I think it might help
clarify a few things.
2250
1:37:32,639 --> 1:37:36,747
And I really am very sorry,
but I think I can explain.
2251
1:37:36,885 --> 1:37:38,162
She hopes she can explain.
2252
1:37:38,300 --> 1:37:39,612
All will be revealed.
2253
1:37:39,750 --> 1:37:42,132
Tomorrow, 2:00 p.m.,
the Stoller Hall.
2254
1:37:42,270 --> 1:37:45,756
We'll be live on the ground
bringing the best coverage.
2255
1:37:45,894 --> 1:37:47,309
Follow us
and follow me for more
2256
1:37:47,447 --> 1:37:49,449
at LauraLewisGlobalMedia.com.
2257
1:37:49,587 --> 1:37:50,588
Cheryl, run the tags.
2258
1:37:50,726 --> 1:37:51,969
I'm running the tags.
2259
1:37:52,107 --> 1:37:53,729
- The tags?
- Yeah.
2260
1:37:55,214 --> 1:37:57,250
Down below.
Comment, like, subscribe.
2261
1:37:57,388 --> 1:37:59,597
Thanks for watching.
Stay tuned for more.
2262
1:38:10,298 --> 1:38:12,748
I think you should go,
hear her out.
2263
1:38:14,198 --> 1:38:15,786
I might agree.
2264
1:38:15,924 --> 1:38:17,581
Yeah, well, I've heard enough
from her, actually.
2265
1:38:17,719 --> 1:38:19,548
Thanks a lot.
2266
1:38:19,686 --> 1:38:20,860
Can't get any worse.
2267
1:38:20,998 --> 1:38:22,724
Oh, yeah, well,
somehow it always does.
2268
1:38:22,862 --> 1:38:24,105
Listen, guys, thanks
for your interest and that,
2269
1:38:24,243 --> 1:38:25,485
but I'm not gonna go, okay?
2270
1:38:25,623 --> 1:38:27,591
So, did time stand still
with this one?
2271
1:38:27,729 --> 1:38:30,525
No, it didn't, actually.
It rushed past.
2272
1:38:33,217 --> 1:38:34,598
Well, there you go.
2273
1:38:35,771 --> 1:38:37,256
Don't bother, then.
2274
1:39:1,4 --> 1:39:3,454
Therefore, though
today's practices of self-care
2275
1:39:3,592 --> 1:39:6,733
are classified as
modern and innovative,
2276
1:39:6,871 --> 1:39:8,597
it's actually
a direct rephrasing
2277
1:39:8,735 --> 1:39:10,13
of ideas grounded in...
2278
1:39:10,151 --> 1:39:11,704
Is Owen here?
2279
1:39:11,842 --> 1:39:13,533
These theories take
a holistic approach,
2280
1:39:13,671 --> 1:39:16,260
embracing
the individual experience,
2281
1:39:16,398 --> 1:39:18,21
ideas of the psyche,
2282
1:39:18,159 --> 1:39:20,747
shadow work and spiritual
longing, which we would...
2283
1:39:20,885 --> 1:39:22,266
Nervous?
2284
1:39:24,648 --> 1:39:27,99
I've seen you moping about.
2285
1:39:27,237 --> 1:39:30,826
Whatever you're about to do,
don't.
2286
1:39:30,965 --> 1:39:34,623
Don't throw it all away
on a dopamine hit.
2287
1:39:34,761 --> 1:39:37,109
The fleeting rush of
2288
1:39:37,247 --> 1:39:39,835
telling someone, "I love you."
2289
1:39:39,974 --> 1:39:42,666
Actions have consequences.
2290
1:39:43,701 --> 1:39:45,980
A butterfly flaps its wings.
2291
1:39:46,118 --> 1:39:47,257
And so on.
2292
1:39:47,395 --> 1:39:49,431
...and self-actualization.
2293
1:39:49,569 --> 1:39:52,296
Sound familiar? Thank you.
2294
1:39:56,369 --> 1:39:58,95
In your own time.
2295
1:39:58,233 --> 1:40:0,201
We are live.
We are here at Stoller Hall.
2296
1:40:0,339 --> 1:40:1,996
Emily Raine is about to speak.
2297
1:40:27,193 --> 1:40:29,782
Toni Morrison declared
romantic love to be
2298
1:40:29,920 --> 1:40:32,509
one of
the most destructive ideas
2299
1:40:32,647 --> 1:40:34,476
in the history
of human thought.
2300
1:40:35,512 --> 1:40:38,342
I have been obsessed
with this idea.
2301
1:40:38,480 --> 1:40:41,932
My thesis sought to establish
a link between
2302
1:40:42,70 --> 1:40:44,866
romantic attachment
and self-sabotaging behavior.
2303
1:40:45,4 --> 1:40:47,282
"Madness," to quote Freud.
2304
1:40:49,77 --> 1:40:51,45
And I succeeded.
2305
1:40:53,702 --> 1:40:59,398
However, m-my findings are not
in response to my case study
2306
1:40:59,536 --> 1:41:1,779
but to my true subject:
2307
1:41:1,917 --> 1:41:3,91
myself.
2308
1:41:7,958 --> 1:41:9,787
In the latter stages
of my research,
2309
1:41:9,925 --> 1:41:12,169
it became apparent
that I had...
2310
1:41:12,307 --> 1:41:14,999
fallen for
my original case study.
2311
1:41:15,138 --> 1:41:17,174
And in doing so,
2312
1:41:17,312 --> 1:41:19,935
made self-sabotage
a foregone conclusion.
2313
1:41:20,971 --> 1:41:23,594
One you're witnessing
right now.
2314
1:41:26,10 --> 1:41:29,669
Owen didn't hack the system.
2315
1:41:29,807 --> 1:41:31,568
I gave him the emails.
2316
1:41:35,158 --> 1:41:36,814
-Emily. Emily, stop.
- I... I thought it wasn't cool
2317
1:41:36,952 --> 1:41:40,715
to-to disprove
my own hypothesis, and...
2318
1:41:40,853 --> 1:41:42,993
I was wrong.
2319
1:41:43,131 --> 1:41:45,409
And I'm-I'm sorry.
2320
1:41:45,547 --> 1:41:48,964
Romantic attachment may be
an evolutionary hangover,
2321
1:41:49,103 --> 1:41:52,865
but I-I think it's vital
for human connection and growth.
2322
1:41:53,3 --> 1:41:57,525
I know a-a psychologist cannot
accurately analyze themselves,
2323
1:41:57,663 --> 1:42:0,114
but it's my opinion
that it's impossible
2324
1:42:0,252 --> 1:42:2,737
to externally monitor love.
2325
1:42:2,875 --> 1:42:4,808
From the outside,
it all seems...
2326
1:42:4,946 --> 1:42:7,155
incoherent, illogical
and impractical,
2327
1:42:7,293 --> 1:42:11,470
and-and only from the inside
does it make complete sense.
2328
1:42:32,663 --> 1:42:34,493
I'm so sorry.
2329
1:42:52,683 --> 1:42:54,202
- There she goes.
- Mm.
2330
1:42:55,859 --> 1:42:57,171
Go and get him, Emily.
2331
1:43:3,832 --> 1:43:5,938
Owen!
2332
1:43:6,76 --> 1:43:7,698
Well, what was all that about?
2333
1:43:8,768 --> 1:43:11,219
Uh, I was trying to apologize.
2334
1:43:11,357 --> 1:43:13,117
But that wasn't for me, was it?
That was for them.
2335
1:43:13,256 --> 1:43:14,636
So you can get a first
2336
1:43:14,774 --> 1:43:16,86
or-or a visa or whatever.
2337
1:43:16,224 --> 1:43:18,88
Oh, no, we're gonna hear
the whole thing.
2338
1:43:20,90 --> 1:43:22,368
Are you kidding? I just... I
just threw a grenade at my life
2339
1:43:22,506 --> 1:43:24,370
doing a grand gesture,
trying to get your attention.
2340
1:43:24,508 --> 1:43:27,201
So you think grand gestures
is what I want?
2341
1:43:27,339 --> 1:43:28,581
I want people
to be honest with me. - Wh...
2342
1:43:28,719 --> 1:43:29,962
Emily, that's what I want.
2343
1:43:30,100 --> 1:43:30,997
I want you
to be honest with me.
2344
1:43:31,135 --> 1:43:32,102
Just tell me how you feel.
2345
1:43:32,240 --> 1:43:34,104
Well, I literally just said it
2346
1:43:34,242 --> 1:43:36,210
in front of
a whole room full of...
2347
1:43:37,245 --> 1:43:39,730
I like you.
2348
1:43:39,868 --> 1:43:41,698
I like...
2349
1:43:43,320 --> 1:43:45,253
I-I-I like how you always
ask questions,
2350
1:43:45,391 --> 1:43:47,151
and I-I like
how you tuck your hands
2351
1:43:47,290 --> 1:43:48,705
into your sleeves
when you're nervous.
2352
1:43:48,843 --> 1:43:51,639
And I-I like how you talk
so passionately
2353
1:43:51,777 --> 1:43:55,21
and so boringly about the,
about the Champions League.
2354
1:43:55,159 --> 1:43:57,748
And-and your relentlessly
positive outlook on love
2355
1:43:57,886 --> 1:44:0,682
is unwell,
but you make it seem healthy.
2356
1:44:0,820 --> 1:44:3,685
And you're... you're kind
and you're funny.
2357
1:44:3,823 --> 1:44:5,377
You make me laugh, and...
2358
1:44:6,999 --> 1:44:10,416
...you made me see the world
in colors I never knew existed.
2359
1:44:18,252 --> 1:44:20,461
Think you might have
the wrong idea.
2360
1:44:20,599 --> 1:44:22,497
I've only come here
'cause, like,
2361
1:44:22,635 --> 1:44:24,499
I've got a message
from your dad.
2362
1:44:24,637 --> 1:44:26,501
So...
2363
1:44:29,366 --> 1:44:30,333
Right.
2364
1:44:55,772 --> 1:44:57,360
What happens now?
2365
1:45:13,237 --> 1:45:14,549
Did you get all of that?
2366
1:45:14,687 --> 1:45:16,137
Cute.
2367
1:45:16,275 --> 1:45:19,2
Okay. You're up.
2368
1:46:13,505 --> 1:46:16,404
♪ If I run fast enough ♪
2369
1:46:16,542 --> 1:46:19,234
♪ Into the future,
call your bluff ♪
2370
1:46:20,788 --> 1:46:24,239
♪ 'Cause space and time's
a circle ♪
2371
1:46:27,795 --> 1:46:30,591
♪ Then I could catch you up ♪
2372
1:46:30,729 --> 1:46:34,422
♪ Tap your shoulder
off the cuff ♪
2373
1:46:34,560 --> 1:46:37,736
♪ I've been a thousand
different people ♪
2374
1:46:41,429 --> 1:46:44,432
♪ And I've been talking ♪
2375
1:46:44,570 --> 1:46:48,402
♪ My future was so long ago ♪
2376
1:46:48,540 --> 1:46:50,714
♪ Find me asking ♪
2377
1:46:50,852 --> 1:46:55,63
♪ For the opening line
I should have known ♪
2378
1:46:55,201 --> 1:46:58,342
♪ And I never told ya ♪
2379
1:46:58,481 --> 1:47:2,277
♪ About the mold
that climbs my walls ♪
2380
1:47:2,416 --> 1:47:4,763
♪ And how I think
I saw your face ♪
2381
1:47:6,281 --> 1:47:9,595
♪ In a little cluster
down the hall ♪
2382
1:47:11,425 --> 1:47:14,82
♪ If only I could call ♪
2383
1:47:17,672 --> 1:47:20,503
♪ If I run fast enough ♪
2384
1:47:20,641 --> 1:47:24,990
♪ Into the future,
call your bluff ♪
2385
1:47:25,128 --> 1:47:27,648
♪ 'Cause space and time's
a circle ♪
2386
1:47:31,824 --> 1:47:34,655
♪ Then I could catch you up ♪
2387
1:47:34,793 --> 1:47:38,3
♪ Tap your shoulder
off the cuff ♪
2388
1:47:38,141 --> 1:47:42,248
♪ I've been a thousand
different people ♪
2389
1:47:45,459 --> 1:47:46,839
♪ I wish I'd seen ya ♪
2390
1:47:46,977 --> 1:47:48,841
All right, everyone say
"Emily!"
2391
1:47:48,979 --> 1:47:51,326
-Emily!
- ♪ The big glowing stop sign ♪
2392
1:47:51,465 --> 1:47:55,538
♪ On the road
that I'd been driving ♪
2393
1:47:55,676 --> 1:47:59,127
♪ When you were
right under my nose ♪
2394
1:47:59,265 --> 1:48:2,545
♪ And if I just noticed ♪
2395
1:48:2,683 --> 1:48:6,376
♪ That little shortcut
in your eyes ♪
2396
1:48:6,514 --> 1:48:10,69
♪ I'd have jumped
right through it ♪
2397
1:48:10,207 --> 1:48:13,417
♪ And lived our lives
on the other side ♪
2398
1:48:15,489 --> 1:48:18,492
♪ No compromise ♪
2399
1:48:22,12 --> 1:48:24,428
♪ If I run fast enough ♪
2400
1:48:24,567 --> 1:48:29,88
♪ Into the future,
call your bluff ♪
2401
1:48:29,226 --> 1:48:32,91
♪ 'Cause space and time's
a circle ♪
2402
1:48:36,199 --> 1:48:38,581
♪ Then I could catch you up ♪
2403
1:48:38,719 --> 1:48:42,723
♪ Tap your shoulder
off the cuff ♪
2404
1:48:42,861 --> 1:48:46,520
♪ I've been a thousand
different people. ♪
2405
1:49:1,327 --> 1:49:3,191
" by
Sweet Female Attitude playing]
2406
1:49:3,329 --> 1:49:5,573
♪ Hey, ooh, whoa, baby ♪
2407
1:49:5,711 --> 1:49:9,163
♪ Hey, always be, whoa, baby ♪
2408
1:49:9,301 --> 1:49:12,891
♪ Hey, did I say, ooh,
whoa, baby ♪
2409
1:49:13,29 --> 1:49:16,308
♪ Hey, ooh, be ♪
2410
1:49:16,446 --> 1:49:18,310
♪ Oh ♪
2411
1:49:18,448 --> 1:49:21,969
♪ I'll bring you flowers ♪
2412
1:49:22,107 --> 1:49:23,660
♪ Whoa, baby ♪
2413
1:49:23,798 --> 1:49:28,9
♪ Oh, ooh, oh, yeah, yeah ♪
2414
1:49:28,147 --> 1:49:30,529
♪ Hey, uh-uh ♪
2415
1:49:30,667 --> 1:49:34,188
♪ I'll bring you flowers
in the pouring rain ♪
2416
1:49:34,326 --> 1:49:37,812
♪ Living without you
is driving me insane ♪
2417
1:49:37,950 --> 1:49:41,436
♪ I'll bring you flowers,
I'll make your day ♪
2418
1:49:41,575 --> 1:49:45,717
♪ The tears you cry,
I'll dry them all away, away ♪
2419
1:49:45,855 --> 1:49:49,410
♪ Hey, ooh, whoa, baby ♪
2420
1:49:49,548 --> 1:49:53,69
♪ Hey, always be, whoa, baby ♪
2421
1:49:53,207 --> 1:49:56,659
♪ Hey, did I say, ooh,
whoa, baby ♪
2422
1:49:56,797 --> 1:49:59,938
♪ Hey, ooh, be ♪
2423
1:50:0,76 --> 1:50:3,286
♪ From the day until the day
we throw it all away ♪
2424
1:50:3,424 --> 1:50:6,220
♪ Let's talk about it,
'cause I can't do without it ♪
2425
1:50:6,358 --> 1:50:7,877
♪ Your love ♪
2426
1:50:8,15 --> 1:50:11,363
♪ It means so much to me,
can't you see? ♪
2427
1:50:11,501 --> 1:50:14,159
♪ Right here, I'll always be ♪
2428
1:50:14,297 --> 1:50:17,887
♪ Oh, by the way, did I say
that I am here to stay? ♪
2429
1:50:18,25 --> 1:50:22,339
♪ Right here beside you,
I will never deny you my love ♪
2430
1:50:22,477 --> 1:50:26,67
♪ You're everything to me,
can't you see? ♪
2431
1:50:26,205 --> 1:50:29,312
♪ I will give it to you
unselfishly ♪
2432
1:50:29,450 --> 1:50:33,5
♪ Hey, always be, oh ♪
2433
1:50:33,143 --> 1:50:36,664
♪ Hey, did I say, ooh,
whoa, baby ♪
2434
1:50:36,802 --> 1:50:39,736
♪ Hey, ooh, be ♪
2435
1:50:39,874 --> 1:50:43,222
♪ I'll bring you flowers
in the pouring rain ♪
2436
1:50:43,360 --> 1:50:46,950
♪ Living without you
is driving me insane ♪
2437
1:50:47,88 --> 1:50:50,505
♪ I'll bring you flowers
in the pouring rain ♪
2438
1:50:50,644 --> 1:50:54,268
♪ Living without you
is driving me insane. ♪